Can anyone answer these questions about Beth and Howard?

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  1. Dean Wormer

    Dean Wormer Well-Known Member

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    I know what I think is going on but I could just be trippin'.

    I want hear other perspectives.

    1. Why did Beth O and Howard split up on Xmas vacation?
    2. Why when two callers asked if Howard was having trouble at home, Howard denied it then professed love but there was not the usual Beth ass kissing from Robin and Fred about how great Beth is?
    3. Why did those calls even get through when we know they screen heavily?
    4. Why is Howard so irritable and shitting on the side gigs of others like he did right before he divorced Allison?
    5. Why is Howard talking a lot about jerking off but not about fucking Beth like he used to?
    6. Why did Howard and Beth have a discussion about a baby, when that issue was supposedly settled long ago?
     
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    it's a whole thing, don't ask
     
  3. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    My answers in bold:

    1. Why did Beth O and Howard split up on Xmas vacation?
    Stamos is based on the West Coast. In order to fuck him, she has to fly to the west coast. Christmas=Stamos fucking time, because Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas in January anyway so he didn't need to be anywhere. Beth is a secret Muslim from her days in Arabia, she has no need for Christmas.

    2. Why when two callers asked if Howard was having trouble at home, Howard denied it then professed love but there was not the usual Beth ass kissing from Robin and Fred about how great Beth is?
    Robin could not talk, her parole officer was inspecting the apartment. Fred was in the bathroom.
    3. Why did those calls even get through when we know they screen heavily?
    The calls were from Sal, who was beating off in his office while thinking about spending Christmas in Howard.
    4. Why is Howard so irritable and shitting on the side gigs of others like he did right before he divorced Allison?
    Howard is battling anal fissures like George Takei, and can now only blow Ralph despite his love of anal sex.
    5. Why is Howard talking a lot about jerking off but not about fucking Beth like he used to?
    Beth=code for Ralph. Ralph is busy at Sam Simon's deathbed ensuring he gets his Fuck Howard money and has no time for assplay.
    6. Why did Howard and Beth have a discussion about a baby, when that issue was supposedly settled long ago?
    Beth was knocked up with a Stamos baby, and the decision about what to do with it was being worked out.


     
  4. tired

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    Something is going on. Consider only the I'm constantly jacking off statement, that's a huge red flag
     
  5. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sorry for quoting so much. This is the best post on this board this year. Sticky!!!!!
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard admitted that its a payed spot. Youporn pays Howard.

    Howard is gay and fucks Varvatos and Ralph.
     
  7. Bye You!

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    Makes sense.

    I don't believe a thing he says so if he says he's jerking off, I doubt it.

    But I don't think Beth is fucking him, either.
     
  8. StRyDeRxX

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    Howard is full of shit. A 60 year old man fucks his wife on a regular basis AND jerks off every night? Either he's injecting himself with testosterone or he's lying his wig off... since he's a massive pussy the last thing he'd do is stick a needle in his ass so I'm going to assume that he's a lying pile of fecal matter!
     
  9. Martina

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    Howard pleasures himself in an attempt to get a specimen for the IVF treatments to try and get his idiot wife pregnant. Beth's fertility drugs make her FAT, and that's why she parades around from time to time in big clothes, where she is puffy all over pretending to be pregnant, but its just the drug therapy.

    They have been trying forever and in an attempt to cover up the fact Howard cannot father children, he pretends to not want any. Beth would like nothing more than to parade around with her retirement insurance, otherwise known as a baby. That is the only way to insure her future income for herself and her mother.
     
  10. BethSucks

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    Beth approves of this thread:

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    1) Howard felt shunned by Jimmy and when Beth wouldn't give up trying to hang with Jimmy and friends....Howard said fuck this. Im outta here.

    2) Those calls were plants designed for Howard to apologize to Beth. The reason Robin and Fred didn't jump in to defend Howard was to let Beth know they were not buying the everything is hunky dory.

    3) Every call is pre-approved by Howard.

    4) Howard feels like a piece of shit and feels embarrassed knowing that fans will seek personal info through staff.

    5) He is sub-consciously preparing himself and fans for the inevitable.

    6) It sort of finalized there decision to seperate and divorce. That is why they have not gotten a new dog. That would mean another definite 10 years together.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Why have there not been any recent photo shoots with the former modoe?
     
  13. Chuck Kongo

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    I see what you're trying to do here.

    You sir, are a rabble-rouser and a shit stirrer and you are now classified as a kaposi's sarcoma and squamous cell and terratomatist carcinoma victim! Riiiiight!

    The Howard and Beth relationship and marriage, just like the Howard Stern Show....has never been better.....
     
  14. SalsMasterShake

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    Fucking idiot. He can't take of a dog by himself?

    EDIT: Consuela (and the rest of the staff) can't take care of a dog by herself/themselves?

    What does Howard need BethO for with regard to taking care of a dog? BethO probably wouldn't have shit to do with the dog (or any other animal) if there's no camera around.

    Seriously, what a tool.

    I had to rescue my dog from my ex-wife who was going to take him to the pound because he kept digging up her flower bed (stupid me for leaving the dog with her becuase I thought the kids would miss him). Oh well, he lived out the rest of his days well fed, loved, and taken care of. After he died, my daughter (who was an adult by then), got me a new puppy.

    Ruffy, you are probably 100% correct on #6... :facepalm:
     
  15. Dean Wormer

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    LOL. I needed the laugh.