Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lucky Pierre, Jan 10, 2016.
Because The Revenant was so ..... fucking.... boring.... holy shit.
Spoiler alert.... Planes, Trains and Automobiles (everything that can go wrong, will go wrong) except it's in the wilderness and LDC makes this face all movie long
dude how about a thank you for meeting your stringent recommendation requirements?
That means you haven't seen it.
If you did, your post would be saying, "Couldn't agree more", etc.
wat? you asked for a movie a movie based on your criteria and I delivered. now where are my likes and reps?!?!?
Never really got watching a movie with Leonardo DeCaprio in it. No comprende. Same w/ Brad Pitt. Why.
because he is usually in good movies
why would you avoid a movie w/ Leo?
because he's a repressed faggot
Because the first movie I saw w/him he was giving an old man a blowjob in a bathroom stall.
The second was 'Titanic.' No thanks.
you realize not all his movies are the same right?
What about Blood Diamond, The Departed, Wolf of Wall Street?
Body of Lies with Russell Crowe was a very under appreciated movie too.
Catch me if you can is the same movie as Gangs of New York.
He lost me with the blowjob, then running around like a fruitcake in Titanic.
where in Catch Me If You Can is the violent showdown?!?!?
Remember, people misunderstand his character in Titanic. The ship sank on day 3. He barely knew the girl. The entire thing was a scam to fuck the rich girl, then take her money. Had they made it to America, she would have woken up pregnant, all her money gone and jewelry stolen and an STD.
Wig kissing EDG's ass, telling her how wonderful her dancing is.... so incredibly sad.