Can anyone with a little medical knowledge explain something to me?

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  1. BaddFunn

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    I met this guy a while back that was fueling up his plane and he told me of a medical condition he had where he farts through his dick. How is that possible? Someone may have told me once but I think I forgot.
     
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    I've been told I talk out of my ass.
     
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    Your breath must be brutal :c
     
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    Never heard of that but maybe it has something to do with his foreskin flappin in the breeze when he pisses.
     
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fistula:coffee:
     
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    That must be awesome... I bet it squeaks like a mouse
     
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    A fistula is a dialysis term also. I had one installed in my arm to accomidate the heavy blood flow from the machine. They combine an artery and a vein. Looks like shit. Some people have multiple ones cuz evetually they get all used up like a heroin addict having to go to a different vein.
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    I love that kid :jj:
     
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    I was thinking that. Sort of like when you stretch the opening on a balloon and make the air squeak out am I right?
     
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    His gf takes "blowjob" literally.
     
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    Totally... you need to get this guy drunk at your New Years party and make him do the trick in front of everyone
     
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    Fuckin dick farts man
     
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    If she blows in his dick does his ass fart? :GL:
     
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    "Human Tuba" would be huge in Vegas.
     
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    @dawg change my name to Dick Fart plz
     
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