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  1. MutteringJohn

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    [h=1]Indonesian girl eaten by crocodile[/h]


    MAUMERE, Indonesia (AP) — Officials say a crocodile swallowed a girl in Indonesia as her father looked on helplessly.
    District official Victor Mado Waton says the 10-year-old girl was searching for turtles with her father and brother in East Nusatenggara province when a giant saltwater crocodile sprang from a river and pulled her in.
    Waton said Saturday that villagers found pieces of her clothing several hours later but there was no sign of her body.
    Waton said the girl's father was a few yards (meters) away when the crocodile attacked Thursday but there was nothing he could do.
    Last month, a boy was killed by a crocodile in the same river.
    Villagers living near the river have reported a loss of livestock in recent weeks as well.
     
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    people are idiots

    searching for turtles....lol
     
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    Searching for turtles :bully:


    Probably a shitload in that crock's belly
     
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    She liked turtles
     
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    the turtle soup must be to die for in Maumere
     
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    PWNd!!!

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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Jew broad. Liked turtles.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ouch
     
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    Roatan :c
     
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    Why do I find this so goddamn funny?!
     
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    Puerto Rican Monkey

    Steals Hubcaps.
     
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    made you laugh :cheer:














    Jerkoff :c
     
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    It was bound to happen eventually
     
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    Racist!
     
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    ...a giant saltwater crocodile sprang from a river...

    Fake