WTF "Can I get a price check on turds please, price check on turds"

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  1. Walygatr

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    MAY 31--A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner. Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).


    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891
     
  2. Cheri

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    How much did they charge?
     
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    Don't know, he wiped his ass with the receipt.
     
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    Shit thread. :shitcoffee:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    He looks nice. Ladies?
     
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    I can't wait to see all the white posters defending this guy. :umunch:
     
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    This strikes me as something a young @Shivvy would do. Or has done.
     
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    Depends. Was the corn in his shit in season?
     
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    #whiteshittylivesmatter
     
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    $3.99/lb and they accept double coupons.
     
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    IRV, WE WERE NEVER IN AISLE SEVEN!!!
     
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    Kasich country lol
     
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    I hate those self-serve checkouts too.
     
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    Maybe he thought the scanner would check his colon for cancer.
     
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    :jj:
     
  20. I invented that

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