can i get real for a minute?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    why is it that right after you clip your fingernails you always have a booger in your nose that you can't pick out without the extra fingernail length you just clipped off? get real.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    get real.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'll get the fucking bitch, I don't care if I bleed.
     
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    Gotta keep the ass scratcher, tooth picker and nose poker. Pinky Finger
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And don't be stupid you moron.

    Everyone knows that you bite off one of your fingernails in the shower like 3 to 5 days before you cut the rest of them. That way, you have one nail left with just enough.

    duh.
     
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  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    when a lady farts it disgusts me an it makes it hard for me to think of her as being sexy ever again. but when guys fart girls just think it's funny. get real.
     
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    real
     
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    Who are you Deena?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I think Blade Jones hijacked Dinkus' account.
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    who
     
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    This thread is INTENSE!!!!!!!!! Boogers n shit!