can Martha Stewart please NOT talk about having threesomes

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  1. headerheader

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    Omg, Martha, no.

    Just no.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    OMG you're right, that clip you posted really proves your point
     
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    Why
     
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    This seems serious.
     
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    Im eating a Italian BMT from Subway right now
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Can you please start talking about having threesomes?
     
  9. headerheader

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    I know right.

    And actually, I read the news story about the interview and I then I was grossed out and didn't watch it.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :yes:
     
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    I suppose I could do that.


    I once had one with my best friend and her husband and he was apparently really excited and accidentally stuck it in my butt while doing it doggy style.

    And yes, this is a true story.
     
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    I came
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    it was no accident, honey.
     
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    I've had some really bizarre things happen to me whilst having sex. Or in the process of starting.
     
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    Well he should have thought it through if it wasn't. Because things came to an immediate halt after that.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Do tell....



    :munch:
     
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    Go on....:coffee:
     
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    thank you SO MUCH for bringing this to my attention :fil:
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    If it was dark that mistake can be made.

    The penis does not have eyes.
    It just feels a hole and wants to be in it.