Can money buy happiness?

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  1. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    I say it can.

    (But not if you're Wiggy or B.O.)



    Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

    Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

    Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

    "Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

    Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

    Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

    Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all."


    He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

    Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.

    He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless.


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  2. Birddog

    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    yes, yes it can.
     
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    It cant buy happiness..... but it sure as hell can buy things that make me happy
     
  4. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    @GaryPuppet , this could be you for only $2000. We can do a kickstarter deal for you.
     
  5. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I think snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and having three FFM threesomes also cures diabetes, heart disease, male pattern baldness,....
     
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    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    If you want that answer you should ask Beth!
     
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