Can snakes fly?

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  1. lilbuddy67

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    I was wondering if a regular outdoor, non-poisonous snake can be tied to balloons (with a cloth ribbon or something). Seems like a good prank (except for the snake). When the balloons pop or deflate, the snake might end up someplace weird. Dead or alive, a snake falling from the sky and landing on a chick would be Grade A entertainment.
     
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    No.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    Do midgets float?
     
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    Only if you put them in a wheelchair.
     
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    :umm: :dontknow:
     
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    Do snakes lie?

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    Works with frogs....
     
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    What the hell is wrong with you? o_O

    Slow day at work today?
     
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    It WAS.....
     
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    :giggle:
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    In my younger days we would steal those big advertising balloons they'd put up outside of new apartment complexes and housing developments. We'd attach ziplock bags and fill them with cut out porn pics from magazines, along with a note asking whoever found it to please call or write, and we'd use the names numbers and addresses of people we didn't like. Then set them aloft to much merriment. I have no idea if any of them ever received a call. I should point out that we were very high, bored and stupid.

    Never tested snakes, but it wouldn't have taken much to convince us if we had had one handy.
     
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    Fuck all of this noise. I fucking hate snakes - crawling or flying.
     
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