Can someone make sense of my dream?

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

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    So my dream starts out, I'm at a Radiohead concert in a football stadium.

    A friend asks me, "I thought you didn't like football?"

    I say, "Well, I do, but Radiohead is performing, that's why I'm here."

    Next think you know the show is over, and I have to shit, but am physically unable to - this commonly occurs in my dreams and very frusturating

    Next think I know there is a jacuzzi and my friend is in it.

    So I get in, and for some reason start brushing against my friend, trying to get close to him.

    We get close to kissing, but then we don't.

    Next think I know, everyone around me including him are dogs with human faces, which seemed perfectly normal to me for some reason.

    Then I start to question why dogs have human faces.

    And then I wake up.
     
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    [video=youtube;GNMw7yTirb4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNMw7yTirb4[/video]
     
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    Also, at one point in the dream I tried to impress my friend by retrieving an old People magazine from 1998, which bewildered me for a bit because it had the simpsons on the cover and at one point i thought my friend was a character from the simpsons
     
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  4. Phil McKrakin

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    Fuck your dream...just posting that shit means you are a huge fucking faggot.
     
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    really?
     
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    Sounds like your subconscious is telling you that you're a huge flaming faggot.

    How else can you be a man who doesn't like football?
     
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    You resent your parents.
     
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    No need to go further. You're a fag. With bad musical taste.
     
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    radiohead is great you're the fag
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    Really... :fil:
     
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    Wow dude. You're so fucking gay
     
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    you are
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    BTW...Radiohead has a couple/few really cool songs. The rest suck....so fuck them for that. :pie:
     
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    The Bends and OK Computer are two of the best albums to come out in the last 20 years. After that, meh.
     
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    The constipation means you're holding back something.

    You want to kiss your buddy in the jacuzzi.

    You're gay dude.
     
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    FUCK OFF MIKE


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    Bro, you fuck. You playing tonight?
     
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    The having to shit thing just means you were farting in your sleep.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    That's what I just said. :fil:
     
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    ok but should I tell my friend I was dreaming about him?