Can someone please explain this to me?

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  1. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    I received this as a reputation message:

    Send me a picture of your delicious cock to : schmoopy@oreck.com. Make sure it is hard and fully visible. Spit on it to make it shiny too. Thank u ~ Schmoopy

    :wtf:
     
  2. Rickles

    Rickles Member Banned User

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    you've made a new friend.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Whoa.

    Looks like Schmoopy took a serious liking to you. He don't give a fuck about using his work email for that stuff.

    Did you send him the pics yet?
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    you must be new here

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  5. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    I just received another reputation message:

    I just shit on my dirty bathroom floor, and I'm going to eat it. On video. Want to see? love ~ Schmoopy

    Who the hell is this asshole and why does he keep sending me these weird messages? :dontknow:
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I've seen the video, you should check it out.

    Dude is insane.
     
  7. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Is there a way to block these messages?

    I want you to deep seed my second spot. ~ Schmoopy


    I don't even understand this one. :scratch:
     
  8. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    OMG! I love delicious cocks!!! ~ Shcmoopy

    Call me any time, I have a special Hot Cawk hotline at work so it's no bother. ~ Schmoopy


    What is this retard's problem? :facepalm:
     
  9. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    This one is kinda funny.

    Jab my ballsack like a speed bag with your tongue ~Schmoopy
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    poz party!
     
  11. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Schmoopy must be feeling better. ;)
     
  12. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    Nick Beef, you're gonna get deep seeded. Make sure you prepare...
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Welcome to the bar, Nick Beef... Schmoopy's our new member greeter- just try to relax, he'll make you feel well-cum!
     
  14. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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  15. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: i believed 1 or maybe 2 but then i saw your join date :facepalm:

    who hates moopy and recently became a mult :bigthink:
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The easy answer is to throw Dawg 5 bucks for supportership, and it will tell you who is actually hot for your cock.
     
  17. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    The jig is up, he got me. :jj:
     
  18. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    im speaking about op
     
  19. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Ok Nick, now that you're a supporter you can see who's hot for your cock. Who is the horny homo, by the way???
     
  20. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    ok i see what happened here

    when i opened the thread op was a supporter so i thought he was trolling