News Can Taco Bell’s Alcohol Sales Go National?

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    by The Motley Fool Videos 2:31 mins

    Taco Bell is testing alcohol sales in Chicago and San Francisco. Analysts Jason Moser and Taylor Muckerman debate the chances of success and whether it can be rolled out nationwide.
     
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    That'll be popular at the drive through. "Give me a case of beer and a taco"
     
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    This has to be tested? Everybody loves booze.

    I guess it's because most people are already hammered when they visit Taco Bell.
     
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    More vomit to clean up = more jobs.
    win-win.
     
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    my local branch has a now hiring banner that says 'be a part of something big'

    I guess this is what they meant ._.
     
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    Next they will be taking sports bets.
     
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    I see this going badly. And that's a shame because it'd be nice to be treated like an adult in this country
     
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    The whole concept of Taco Bell for me is to have it after midnight when you are done drinking. It's like White Castle and Papa Johns Pizza. At 5:00pm they are alright but nothing great. At 2:00am after the bar when you are drunk they are like heaven.
     
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    I can see the 911 calls already
     
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    Do I have the shits because of stale beer or taco bell? The mystery will never be solved now.
     
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    Did they miss the idea that their food usually tastes better after you're drunk?
     
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    Shit food. Beer. I predict busy puke buckets.
     
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    I feel bad for the employees who have to clean the bathrooms.
     
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    Underpaid eighteen yo gals.
     
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    that varies by state by state . some states have laws where you can't serve alcohol at a places where kids also eat.
     
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    in texas there is a fast food chain called taco cabana and it sells margaritas and daiquiris out of the freaking drive through! no joke. it comes in a plastic cup with a lid....as soon as you put the straw in the plastic lid its an open container. texas is pretty great.
     
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    And hiring strippers!
     
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    You're freaking kidding me.... that is freaking awesome!!!

    I hope they do go national with it, although I'd be shocked if all the states would allow it.
     
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    They meant your bowel movement the next day.
     
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    This. Eating taco bell while drinking really is an unnecessary assault on the digestive system.