Can the women here please guide my seductions on Plenty of Fish

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  1. Douchebag 007

    Douchebag 007 New Member

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    ive been trying to hit on some of the women there but I dont seem to be communicating well

    is this inappropriate to send as a hello message?


    "i feel like the hammock picture is somewhat sexually suggestive, im almost certain that blue top is completely sheer - otherwise the rest of the profile I approve


    .....just saying - the cans are out on display"
     
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    i think thats a funny observation and the chick never messaged me back

    :dontknow:

    my stock response so far ranges from "why would you even ask a question like that" to one person completey blocking me
     
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    our plan seems to be working, you keep acting like your namesake, then i'll swoop in and appear like the cool guy
     
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    my sense of humour works really well in person at a bar or social setting maybe these women are too uptight
     
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    Speaking as a woman who's used dating sites before, yeah, your comment was creepy, tiresome, and I'd fear you'd roofie my drink or kill me in my apartment. Just be direct! "Hi, I think you're adorable. Please have a look at my profile and hit me up if you'd like to hang out sometime. I'll say yes!"
     
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    hrmm interesting you have to see that hammock picture tho it's like BOOM here's my boobs

    thanks for the input - maybe it's better to not come on so strong over the internet - in person it's easier to see someone is joking around
     
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    OP, humor is very hard to read into through text messages. Like, some might think I'm trying to be funny now.
     
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    Your douchbagness really comes through, doesn't matter if its text or in person.

    Have you tried being nice to people?
     
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    i try to just be myself and it works pretty well in person - it seems like 70% of the time it works 100% of the time

    i just thought it was a funny observation of her photos
     
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    Doesn't matter. Just don't SAY it!
     
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    If that were the case you wouldn't be scrolling through an internet dating site.
     
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    So you would walk up to a woman on the street and say "Hey, your cans are on display"
     
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    im trying to meet a certain type of look and thought this would help
     
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    Gotcha. Well, good luck. Be a sweetheart out there and you'll do fine. There are so many selfish assholes out there and all women have come across them so if you are the opposite, you will get noticed. Mentioning her boobs during your first contact is a bad move even as a joke so be mindful of that.
     
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    yea maybe i need to realize the difference between text and something im comfortable in a bar saying after everyones had a couple drinks and youve been around them in person
     
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    not verbatim like that
     
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    Your problem was saying "cans"

    I've found "sweater meat" is the preferred nomenclature

    Remember when in doubt think Mr. Skin
     
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    it's also kind of weird to me how it's now a bad thing to be a drug user or smoke that site is like a casting call for Mary Poppins

    :mad:
     
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    I call Booshit. I was such a nice guy and barely got anywhere. Then I stopped being so "sweet" and was much more successful in dating. Though I would not mention the boobs explicitly. That's generally a bad move when getting to know someone. Example, my wife would have thought me a creep if when we first meet I said, "nice tits." Now if I say it, she takes it as a compliment.

    Context.