Can we analyze why Howard married Beth? She 'toured' the middle east, had no career

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I can't understand why he married this chick....
    she obviously has a 'past'....
    he only wears condoms when f*ing her
    she was a Dlist catalog model....

    He could have had Angie Everhart... and even Jenny McCarthy was supposedly hot after him.
     
  2. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    The term "I'll take what I can get" comes to mind.
     
  3. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    Beard
     
  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    He wanted something he could control, the others wouldnt be robots...
     
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    But it seems it had 'options'....Beth is such a Dlistcelebutard...has no camera appeal, talks in the voice of a 14 yr ode... is as sexy as a wet paper towel.

    But maybe he realized he had no options.
     
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    Think PI nailed it. But the funny part is...she wants her own life now.:rolleye:
     
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    No, he wanted somebody to control him and obsess on him. Angie Everhart and Jenny McCarthy had their own things to do and wouldn't be domineering and obsessive.
     
  8. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    He may be rich..but hes hideously ugly..a skinny lil wimp & gay acting asshole, no woman with any self respect would be married that, except one.
     
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    She played her cards well...she told an interviewer it was all about Howard...he loved it...
    Now that they are married...ain't so much about Howard.:facepalm:
     
  10. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    There's a difference between "self-proclaimed options" and "options"... Just like "self-proclaimed king of all media" and an actual king.
     
  11. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I thought, as a chick, he was kind of hot when he was at the top of his game. These days, I'm embarrassed that I thought that.
     
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    Ames version of the Christy Brinkly modeo.
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    just because he said these other women wanted him... That doesn't make it so. He's a liar, believe nothing
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    that!!
     
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    Turns out that Beth is the better chess player
     
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    Afganistand..f*cking hilarious!!!!!!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I think she tricked him. Maybe she acted super sweet. Then once they were married she revealed herself. Too late now, sucka!
     
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    It was a bait and switch...
     
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    Except Alison...she married him was he wasn't famous...then he dumped her for a bimba, as Alison predicted...
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    He wanted a young dopey girl he could control and could easily be talked into thinking kittens are children and she is a gold digger who wanted some foolish old sucker she could milk for his big money like her best friend Katie Lee did with Billy Joel.

    She talked Mr. Foolish into thinking blowjobs are demeaning and foreplay is not good and he talked her into thinking her cats are their real children. Two obvious SUCKERS who will share his millions and live this "relationship" for a little more while.

    I think Alison now is..............:snicker: