Can we collect a bounty for the first person to mention Dawgs on air?

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    CONTEST: First person to get on air and sneak in "(Your name) at Dawgs Saloon" wins.

    PRIZE: Whatever is collected. I'm good for $10-$20.
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im totally down for that! Fo' sho' !
     
  3. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Count me in! I'm down for a 20. This would be epic.
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I can send nudes of myself for whoever does it.
     
  5. tHISisKiSSeL

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    it has to be on THSS?
     
  6. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    I was thinking of offering levels (XX amount for the WUS, XXX amount for Geek Time, etc., but that would get complicated.

    If anyone has a good plan or suggestions, this is a free flowing idea.
     
  7. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    are you willing to throw in a hurricane fuck with that too?
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    I dont want the money. A nice, gentle, loving tug job from Ashley would be reward enough for me. :giggle:
     
  9. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Unfortunately, all we have is SuperMario to offer. :D
     
  10. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    sure I am pretty low Maintenance :smiley:
    :grin:
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    I'll throw in a Dawgsaloon pen. :dontknow:
     
  12. knu3421

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    i'll throw in some birdseed
     
  13. Phillipmcd

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    I'll throw in a couple doll hairs
     
  14. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Yes. YES. YEEEES.

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  15. HorsetoothBeth

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    I'd love to say HorsetoothBeth at Dawgsaloon.

    I'm in for $5.
    I'm cheap.
     
  16. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    So far the winner will get about $50, a Dawgs pen from Elias, and a gentle tug job from Mario.

    Let the games begin!
     
  17. HatemanLives

    HatemanLives New Member Banned User

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    The only real way to pull this off would be to have an amaaaaazingly ass-kissing call, followed by a polite request..."Howard, can I plug the website for my small business?"

    Any attempt at shouting the name of the site at the end of a less-than-ass-kissing-call will be immediately dumped. And be forewarned that once the first call happens, Dawgs will be subject to automatic dump in any scenario (Howard will be tipped off by the shithead staffers who monitor this place), so MAKE THE FIRST ONE COUNT!
     
  18. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Good points.

    As brought up by illinifan in another thread.. one good way to get on is to say you saw something great about Beth in the news.

    Then two sentences in.. BAM..
     
  19. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    A subtle way to get in on the show would to simply say "I just finished reading Oh My Dog. Saloon.com had an article about it.":hat:
     
  20. HatemanLives

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    I would advise anyone with ideas as brilliant as that to shut the fuck up about it. The walls have ears.

    In fact, that idea is so great I advise you to delete the post immediately.