Can we please put the "Beth wants a baby, Beth is with child " thing to sleep now?

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  1. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    If you watched "What's Happening with Andy Cohen" tonight, then you heard it from the horse's mouth (pun intended)...Someone tweeted in a question to Beth asking if she was going to have a child soon. Beth answered probably a "animal" child like a puppy or kitten but not a human child...".not in the near future...I'm getting old".
     
  2. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    But why can't she JUST SAY NO?? What she said made no sense as usual - since she's "getting old," then the time for her to have a human child would be in the near future. :c
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Of course it wouldn't be human.

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    she got old
     
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    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    No-waaaaaaah
     
  6. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    She might have had her uterus removed but isn't letting on
     
  7. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    They can always buy a third world child, so the possibility will always be there.


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  8. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Listen dummies. For the 100th time, Beth will not be giving birth to a child. But, there is a strong possibility that she will get a "rescue baby" from Eritria.
     
  9. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    It's the best answer you can expect from an inarticulate bitch like that.
     
  10. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj: whenever she gets stumped I always conjure up this clip in my head for some reason. they have to be distant cousins or some shit

    [video=youtube;JtkX3OyPF4Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtkX3OyPF4Q[/video]
     
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    RobinsLeftFlap New Member

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    She just means she's not going to have a kid with THIS husband. The next one: definitely.
     
  12. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    She's not too old to adopt or use a surrogate.
     
  13. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    :lol:
    All that chick needs is a flat spot on her head for a beer can, and she would be the perfect girlfriend.
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    Animal = black baby.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why do you give a shit? :wtf:
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...when youre busy accessing 500 million dollars you dont have any time to waste on a completely dependent crumb cruncher. there arent going to be any crumbs around while beths running the show. imagine this empty headed cunt walking around chimneyville manor showing her guests from room to room as if she had anything to do with earning that. water puddles from thunder showers run deeper than beth, i cant imagine anyone genuinely likes her. l.a.reid seemed to be off put by beths charm.

    get a new puppy bitch at least it wont grow up to be ashamed that youre a whore.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...are you beths internet security guard?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Are you her biographer?
     
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  20. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...why would you care? would you buy the book if i wrote it? if you want to be somebodys boss dont you have to pay them?