Can we predict Stern's next sell-out move?

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  1. Silent Stripper

    Silent Stripper New Member

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    Who thought he would ever divorce his wife and then turn around and marry a vapid has-been model with the IQ of a grapefruit, who, by the way, ain't exactly a natural beauty?

    Who could have predicted he'd move to Sirius and almost completely stop putting any effort in the show -- literally not even showing up most days of the week?

    It's been said before: he's turned into a sell-out, virtually a mirror image of the behavior he mocked for decades.

    He's richer than all of us, for sure, but his legacy is fucked.

    SO, the question is, can we predict what his next sell-out move will be?

    Even though it's pretty bad....it can get worse.

    I suspect he'll start, at some point, doing shows from Chimney Manor.

    I also suspect when Quivers dies -- and she's on her way to the other side (Come to the light, Carrie Ann!) -- he'll go out and find the cheapest fucking replacement he can. No doubt about it.


    Fuck you, Howard. Fuck you for being a lazy shit. Fuck you for shitting on your loyal fans. Fuck you for giving Mark Mercer nothing. Nothing! I know you read this board against your shrink's suggestion. You can't help it. You narcissistic old man you. Wig. Fake teeth. Fake neck.
     
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    What else is left? :jj:
     
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    He will suck Jay Lenos cock on pay per view [​IMG]
     
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    Beth in studio some Tuesdays.

    It can get worse.
     
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    Maybe it won't be not an act of homosexuality, but you can believe he'll make nice with Jay Leno.

    He's made nice with everyone else, right? The Fucking Fat Head Rosie O'Donnell. The Unbearable Kathy Lee.

    It's only a matter of time till his shrink gives him the order.






     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :nooo: move along! nothing to see here!
     
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    That would be a step up from where he is now. At least that would be funny.
     
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    key word right there :grad:
     
  9. Silent Stripper

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    Oh my god, I hadn't even thought of this!

    Once Robin checks out, it would make sense.

    That whore needs a lot more exposure to land bigger roles. Perfect vehicle.

    I bet Don Buchwald and Co. are already working on the roll-out plan.

    I can almost see horseface Beth pulling the plug on poor Robin.

     
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    Brilliant post!
    The entire thing but especially the stuff I highlighted in bold.
    If I had any reps left I'd be repping you now.
     
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    Howard's face will be on boxes of Ivory Snow detergent next to a black baby's bottom.
     
  12. PI Nate

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    How about the arrival of a new mini-wig!! then he and yoko can sell the kids pics to people magazine and dress it like suri...
     
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    More nauseating celeb parties in LA.
     
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    He leaves AGT to jump ship to American Idol
     
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    Good observation. It has been widely speculated Stern -- true to the script of many other celebrities who pick up a trophy wife -- will give her a baby, probably through adoption.

    It makes sense now that the fucking dog is dead.


     
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    The ratings failure at AGT is proof enough to the corporate TV suits that the Stern ratings magic is DEAD.

    American Idol would never be so stupid to bring his sorry ass on. No way. And he knows it.


     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    howcies new tell all book, "the king of being really gay".
     
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    He'll prematurely leave Sirius/XM, and start charging an online fee to listen to rehashed, edited repeats of his tape library on the net. Mark this post....it's in the mail. Viva la revolu-shun!
     
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  20. BethSucks

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    He's always wanted the easy money of commercial endoresments, part of why he tried to go mainstream with AGT so don't be surprised if you seem him shilling some product he's mocked in the past.

    He's so caught up with the gay marriage thing too, I could see him doing endorsements for political purposes as well.