can we talk beef jerky?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    good. because that shit rules.

    fact: most often it has about 80-90 calories per seving.
    fact: high in protein.
    fact: low in fat.
    fact: delicious.

    one of my favorite readily available brands is krave. it's natural, "minimally processed," and best of all, no nitrates so i can eat it every day. that sweet chipotle is tits. they also make pork jerky and bacon jerky.

    jack link's is ok in a pinch but i don't see what the fuss is about or why they sell it pretty much everywhere. it has nitrates and nitrates are bad, mmkay?

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    Con: that shit gets stuck in your teeth
     
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    each bag should come with a complimentary flosser.
     
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    how do they make bacon jerky? they let it cool off before eating?
     
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    how does my breath smell?
     
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    Bub

    u know I make my own jerky

    im like the jerky fucking king around here bub
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i didn't know that. you're the abe froman of jerky! :cheer:

    tell us stories of jerky and then send me some really good stuff.
     
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    i'm thinking of making chicken jerky for my doggy.
    that shit's 11 bucks for 20 oz. at the store. :facepalm:
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    omg there's another jerky called lawless jerky company that i think sells in the pacific nw in stores, but otherwise you have to order online and they only take paypal online, so i haven't had it yet. it's all grass fed organic no nitrate beef jerky.

    but...they have a sweet sriracha jerky, a pho jerky, honey chipotle, japanese curry, and a ton of other killer flavors that i want to try so bad.

    http://lawlessjerky.com/

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    carolla has a guest/friend on his podcast that makes a healthy natural version. all guys love the jerky. it hits the spot
     
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    Lol at Abe froman
     
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    We started having to make our own jerky for our dog, so we started making our own too. It's pretty fucking good.
     
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    it's the best. that krave jerky is a bit moister than most jerky so it's very tender. but it's not the best texture if you like really dry, chewy jerky. i love it though.

    if i have to go with jack link's, i go with the sweet and spicy. they have a new one called maverick or something like that that's sweet and bold and tender, but it's only ok.
     
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    you have a dehydrator or do it in the oven? any great recipes? i can easily go through 5 bags a week, so i should start making my own now.
     
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    Hipster beef jerky. :facepalm:
     
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    tbje.com

    I stop in here every time in am in Okc....
     
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    Crave is good but the lemon garlic is ...... Meh.....