Can you be on your death bed more than once?

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Can you be on your death bed more than once?

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  2. No

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  1. J Hi

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    BF says no....I disagree...I think you can be on it & then recover, no? (I tried to make a poll but didn't know how to do it, whatever....)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    How big is your boyfriend's dong
     
  3. Oderus

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    [video=youtube;-FRXwYeMzcw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FRXwYeMzcw[/video]
     
  4. gilaet

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    If you don't die on it it's not a death bed......it's a "really fucking sick" bed but "death" does not apply when you live. :fil:
     
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  6. J Hi

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    thanks Lemmy, I stand corrected....
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    yes. my mother was dying of heart failure. on thursday night, she literally began to die. her lips turned purple and she was going thru the process. she suddenly perked up and proceeded to speak coherently through the night. the next morning around 10, she started the whole process again. but this time, she didn't make it. i think that she was waiting for my deadbeat sister to finally show up from her vacation late thursday nite so that she could see her one last time. just speculatin. :dontknow:
     
  8. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    Nope. All my my close calls have been sudden affairs. The deathbed is a one time thing.
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    she was still on the same bed retard
     
  10. J Hi

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    well good heavens, Geo....that's a very sad story & I'm sorry about your mom & your goofy sister.....
     
  11. Chaos

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    My mom rebounded for six months or so. But she never fully recovered. It just delayed the inevitable.
     
  12. face palm

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  13. geo

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    yeah well, shit happens.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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  15. J Hi

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    yep, that's true
     
  16. Mr Sinister

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    i added a pole for you :cheer:
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

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    I'm in hell as we type. I die every month (28 days to be exact)
     
  18. face palm

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    it's good to know nothing is clinging to your uterus
     
  19. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Run away. :nooo:
     
  20. wicked smaaaht

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    well my doctor wont rip it out. I even offered him cash money