Can you dunk a basketball?

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Can you dunk?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Only when I was younger

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  1. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    No defense, travelling and double dribble rules do not apply, regulation men's ball, 10 foot high rim, no trampoline or other jumping assistive device, can be from alley oop, off a miss, etc
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    where are you stealing these from? reddit?
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I hate that I can't get up like I could in high school. Oh, to be 140lbs again... :bigcry:
     
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    I could throw down fairly easily from about 17-31. Lucky to touch the rim these days.

    I am 5'11" and white.
     
  5. Napoleon V

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    Fuck no. Im short
     
  6. Ridic

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    My mind.
     
  7. Napoleon V

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    @Oderus
     
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    no. i also have never been able to hit a ball out of a major league park
     
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  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    How tall is he?
     
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    I'm white BTW
     
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  12. Shivvy

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    Mugsy Bouges admitted that MJ ruined his career :jj:
     
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    In the Bulls’ first-round battle against the Charlotte Hornets in 1995 after Jordan’s highly touted comeback to the NBA, Jordan didn’t hesitate to leave his mark.

    According to former Bulls assistant coach Johnny Bach, Jordan was guarding Muggsy Bogues when this happened:

    On the biggest possession of the game, Muggsy had the ball with the Hornets down one. Jordan backed off of him and told him, ‘Shoot it, you f***ing midget.’ Muggsy shot it, didn’t come close. A year later Muggsy actually told Johnny Bach that he believes that single play ruined his career. His shot never recovered.

    The next year, Bogues’ career certainly started to decline. Whether or not Jordan was the primary reason for this is up to debate.
     
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    I can still palm a basketball, but I've never been able to dunk. I think I might've touched the rim a couple of times without a basketball in my hand though when I was a lot younger.
     
  15. Mr Sinister

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    Easily :cool:
     
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    Listed at 5'6", so probably 5'4".
     
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    Still? Do hands shrink? :wtf:
     
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    @LawyerLarry can do it with his 30 inch championship belt on :jj:
     
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    :giggle: Jordan was a cold, ruthless motherfucker.
     
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