Can you imagine a prime time sitcom about Dawg and his daily life of running this place?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    featuring Jessica Alba as garypagetwo's girlfriend :cool:

    I see it now :jj:

    @dawg
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    faggot thread
     
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  3. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    I see you as the wacky neighbor that bursts through the door and cries.
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    gay
     
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    Only after threatening to kick everyone's ass first
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    i see Bruce Vilanch playing you
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Thanks, buddy.
     
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    can you imagine some faggot out at a bar with his ex-girlfriend and then some group of guys walk up and push his faggot ass off his chair and say "what are you doing in my seat, bitch?" and then the little faggot goes home and cries and posts about the traumatic event on a website full of strangers?

    :jj:
     
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    oh wait....that actually happened :giggle:
     
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    Life imitating art.
     
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    Another horrible thread brought to you by a crying sissy everyone hates.
     
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    Fixed for accuracy. :coffee:
     
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    But Lassie's a female.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I see him bursting thru the door, tripping and falling face first into the pizza he was carrying. Then crying. :gar:
     
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    Wow, for a young Norwegian, @garypagetwo sure knows a lot about American pop culture.

    Older American pop culture, almost like he was an American in his 40's... :bigthink
     
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    A running gag where Dawg tasers the living hell out of gp2 would be pretty awesome.
     
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    Bruce Vilanch is big in Norway, huh?
     
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    Redd Foxx as dawg

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