Can you imagine if Howard never met Horseface

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pickle Jar, Jul 30, 2015.

  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    We would be posting about the laughs .
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Could you imagine if Howard had never cheated on Allison with horse face?


    Fixed it
     
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    He would have cheated with another bimbo.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Would Nacho be getting yelled at right now to make her more famous? :crazysmile:
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Nah. Howard was ripe for the picking. If it wasn't Beth, another gold digger would have set the trap.
     
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    Yeah, maybe one of those Snapple girls. :rolleyes:
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Anniston
     
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    Can you imagine if Howard had not cheated on Allison with Ralph? Fixed it.
     
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    Oh god, I hope not. I would hope she would have had some sense back then.
    Plus, didn't he say she was fat back then? Hence the Nutrisystem?
     
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    If someone like Beth, with the IQ of a Q-Tip could con him, imagine what someone cunning with a brain could have done to him (and his marble collection). In a way he's actually lucky Beth got to him first.
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Fat is a relative term for the wig
     
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    There would be no snow angels.
     
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    You mean someone like....Alison? ....................... :whistle:


    The next line of questions should possibly be around whether or not it might have been
    Alison that found/arranged fore "BethO" to enter into...the picturE(S).

    THINK.
    Add.
    Divide.
    Multiply.
    Subtract.



    Wake up and smell the Stern/stink.



    .... :bigthink .... :bigthink .... :bigthink
     
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    He would of hooked up with some other 2 o'clock slop.
     
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    Hell no! This is the kind of tail Nacho can get..he ain't settling for an Ames horse face modeo.
    [​IMG]
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Damn, nice family. Good looking wife too. Good for him. Had no idea he got married.
     
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