Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Mar 17, 2014.
Howard says he has a friend that did.
I think he sees him every day in the mirror.
Howard has 500+ million reasons to convince a ho to behave like a housewife, but it doesn't appear to be working.
Nope. The loser column in history is filled with names of guys that tried and failed.
No. Just like once a chick squirts out a kid her box will never be the same, once a woman becomes a whore, she will neve be able to grow a new soul. Whores have a vacancy inside that that has an insatiable appetite for cash, items, attention and man's will to live. Unless you dont have a phone in the house, so she cant call 911 when you beat her, then trying to make a whore into a housewife is a fruitless journey.
Tl/dr: Pretty Woman is a crock of shit, Casino is reality.
Why would you want to?
I've dated 2 strippers - just strippers - and they were bad enough. I can't imagine the attitude a whore has.
Your dad did it.
I could never figure out why a guy would try.
What's the upside?
He's still wearing a condom, so no. He doesn't trust her
Yeah. Robin exposed that.
Well written, my friend. And spot on, as well.
In the pervasive Artie Lange Addiction Saga, theres a part where Artie talks about a hooker who he once thought about moving to NY from Vegas and trying a relationship, Howard responds by saying its possible and he indeed knows men who have married strippers, hookers, etc. and just paid to "clean up" their history...
Phil Hartman tried something like that. Didn't work out so well for him.
It's like the saying "if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker for life."
What about your everyday slut?
Would make a great reality show.