Can you make a Ho into a Housewife?

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Dawg Shed Artist 2010 OG VIP

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    Howard says he has a friend that did.

    I think he sees him every day in the mirror. :dadance:
     
  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Howard has 500+ million reasons to convince a ho to behave like a housewife, but it doesn't appear to be working.
     
  3. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Nope. The loser column in history is filled with names of guys that tried and failed.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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  5. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    No. Just like once a chick squirts out a kid her box will never be the same, once a woman becomes a whore, she will neve be able to grow a new soul. Whores have a vacancy inside that that has an insatiable appetite for cash, items, attention and man's will to live. Unless you dont have a phone in the house, so she cant call 911 when you beat her, then trying to make a whore into a housewife is a fruitless journey.

    Tl/dr: Pretty Woman is a crock of shit, Casino is reality.
     
  6. JB50

    JB50 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why would you want to?
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've dated 2 strippers - just strippers - and they were bad enough. I can't imagine the attitude a whore has.
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Your dad did it.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I could never figure out why a guy would try.
    What's the upside?
     
  10. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Ross Zapin?
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    He's still wearing a condom, so no. He doesn't trust her
     
  13. Phillipmcd

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    Yeah. Robin exposed that.
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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  15. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Well written, my friend. And spot on, as well.
     
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    In the pervasive Artie Lange Addiction Saga, theres a part where Artie talks about a hooker who he once thought about moving to NY from Vegas and trying a relationship, Howard responds by saying its possible and he indeed knows men who have married strippers, hookers, etc. and just paid to "clean up" their history...
     
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    Phil Hartman tried something like that. Didn't work out so well for him.
     
  18. Robert Higgins

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    It's like the saying "if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker for life."
     
  19. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    What about your everyday slut?
     
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    Would make a great reality show.