Can you make a Ho into a Housewife?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Mar 17, 2014.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard says he has a friend that did.

    I think he sees him every day in the mirror. :dadance:
     
  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Howard has 500+ million reasons to convince a ho to behave like a housewife, but it doesn't appear to be working.
     
  3. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Nope. The loser column in history is filled with names of guys that tried and failed.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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  5. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    No. Just like once a chick squirts out a kid her box will never be the same, once a woman becomes a whore, she will neve be able to grow a new soul. Whores have a vacancy inside that that has an insatiable appetite for cash, items, attention and man's will to live. Unless you dont have a phone in the house, so she cant call 911 when you beat her, then trying to make a whore into a housewife is a fruitless journey.

    Tl/dr: Pretty Woman is a crock of shit, Casino is reality.
     
  6. JB50

    JB50 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why would you want to?
     
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    I've dated 2 strippers - just strippers - and they were bad enough. I can't imagine the attitude a whore has.
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Your dad did it.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I could never figure out why a guy would try.
    What's the upside?
     
  10. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Ross Zapin?
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    He's still wearing a condom, so no. He doesn't trust her
     
  13. Phillipmcd

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    Yeah. Robin exposed that.
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Well written, my friend. And spot on, as well.
     
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    In the pervasive Artie Lange Addiction Saga, theres a part where Artie talks about a hooker who he once thought about moving to NY from Vegas and trying a relationship, Howard responds by saying its possible and he indeed knows men who have married strippers, hookers, etc. and just paid to "clean up" their history...
     
  17. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Phil Hartman tried something like that. Didn't work out so well for him.
     
  18. Robert Higgins

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    It's like the saying "if you suck one cock, that makes you a cocksucker for life."
     
  19. Mojopin

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    What about your everyday slut?
     
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    Would make a great reality show.