Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Feb 13, 2013.
There are a ton of stray cats peeing on my house and I want it to end, permanently.
wash your vagina
great to see you back!
put out cat food with rat poison in it
Put out some of naz's delicious pee ~ schmoopy
Go wash your own vagina!
I don't want to kill them. I just want them to stay away. One of them already scratched my midget dog.
i dont HAVE a vagina you RETAAAAD
I refer to my puckered ass as my vagina ~ schmoopy
I feel obligated to reply to each person posting because Latin Mami said I was rude for not replying to a post she directed to me once. I don't behave the way she thinks I should and I want her to be proud of me.
Bill, how have you been!
Hi Bob I'm always surprised when someone responds to me and I'm never prepared to answer back
They are surrounding ur house cause they smell tuna. Wash out ur nasty twat Bobtrap.
Yes you do.
You need to get a very large and territorial male cat as a pet. He will piss all over the place to mark his territory, and that will keep all the other cats from pissing all over the place. Viola! Problem solved.....
I would if I could. I hate my neighbors. They are the type of rednecks who should probably be living in a lean-to instead of a real house. It's like they can't stand being indoors and they're always sitting in their garage working on cars and smoking.
Hi, Ralph. How are you?
When I open the doors to let the fresh air in, it smells like cat pee outside. There is a big spray mark on the back screen door. There's too much pee already!