Can you tell me how the hell I'm going to readapt to not having a market across the street?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    My life has been exceptionally redonkydonk the past few months by having the supermarket directly across the street.

    I have already made two trips today, one for 2 cases of soda, and then I went back to grab my food for the next few days. While I was in there, I said to myself 'holy fuck, I'm really fucking high right now, and I'm pretty sure that everyone else in here right now knows it'. I know that I smoked way too much wax this morning. I should have paced myself.

    I'm going to have a steak for dinner. :smile:
     
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    I have no idea how those people who go to the store once a week with a list do it :jj:
     
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    Ever been fucked by a black guy?
     
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    What?!! :wtf:
     
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    For the last several years, and several apartments, I've had a market within a short walk. I've become incredibly spoiled
     
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    Steak huh? I'm probably going to go get some nice salmon filets
     
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    I don't like Salmon, too fishy.

    I prefer Halibut and Cod myself. :smile:
     
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    Dave makes me want to punch my monitor
     
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    Start by analyzing why you feel compelled to be under the influence of something every waking moment of the day
     
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    HAL, for dessert last night, I bought 10 cupcakes with super-frosting on them. They're kind of small, so I can easily shove 3 of them down at a time.

    But the super-frosting makes them super-awesome!

    :cheer:
     
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    I picked up a tri-tip this morning I'm going to throw on the grill tonight and smoke with some pecan wood :lunch:
     
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    Cuz I really really like it a lot. :smile:
     
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    Fuck you piss me off sooo much
     
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    Now you know how the rest of us feel about you cat fucker :grad:
     
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    You get that anywhere special?

    I've been meaning to get over to Siesels for a Tri Tip. Butter Garlic. Mnnnnnnnnnnn.
     
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    The super-frosting has some of those sprinkles in it too.

    I love sprinkles in super-frosting. :smile:
     
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    I'm way out of practice on my steak grilling... feel like a fuckin' noob out there again.
     
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    What's a tri-tip?