WTF Can you tell the difference between a cop and a hooker? Aka Hooker bingo anyone?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Cuz these fools can't

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    A five-day human trafficking undercover operation in Polk County netted 95 arrests, including a high school teacher, deputies said on Monday.

    The Polk County Sheriff’s Office along with Lakeland police conducted the operation between Wednesday and Sunday.

    The suspects range in age from 15 to 68 years old. They face charges of soliciting prostitution, offering to commit prostitution and other related crimes.

    The sting focused on suspects who advertise prostitution services in online ads. Female detectives, posing as prostitutes, posted fictitious ads online and male detectives, posing as johns, responded to ads posted by others, deputies said.

    Detectives filed 21 felony charges and 111 misdemeanor charges.

    Of those arrested:


    ♦ 50 were prostitutes

    ♦ 33 were “johns”

    ♦ 12 others were arrested for related charges

    ♦ 17 told detectives they were married

    ♦ 25 told detectives they were on public assistance

    ♦ 28 are Polk County residents

    Timothy Percell, 33, of Lakeland teaches algebra at George Jenkins High School and faces charges of soliciting prostitution.

    “We’ve seen firsthand the negative social costs of how prostitution hurts families, children, and communities. And more often than not, there is a high correlation between other crimes and prostitution,” Polk Sheriff Grady Judd said. “There is also a direct nexus between prostitution and human trafficking, and we are committed to identifying victims of human trafficking and getting them into programs and out of lives of crime.
     
  2. Big Lar

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    I don't ever want to find out for two reasons:

    1. AIDS
    2. I know my luck....she will be a cop
     
  3. chapped

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    3. COP with aids
     
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    They aren't the smartest group in society
     
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    Hang on I have to pill a ball and call a number....


    D5 !!!
     
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    This is why you never go to an incall hooker. Always get yer own room and pay the extra $50 so the whore comes to you. They aint sending an undercover into an unknown situation.

    Also, read reviews.
     
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    Seems like a pretty lousy use of police
     
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    After election day too. A lot of the time they do this shit in Sept/Oct, prior to local elections, so it looks like they care about "quality of life" crimes.
     
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    Krokodil junkie?
     
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    Shit! Can't unsee!
     
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    Or it seems that sometimes the cops raid a hotel room where a woman is doing a lot of business.
     
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    Damn!!!

    I thought this thread would be a livestream where we could look at the hookers and give our opinions on their cop-ness.

    :c:
     
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    They bust the hooker, then they use her ads and the room to rope in johns.
     
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    hey Xavier next time just ask the hooker to show U his cock before money changes hands. if he does chances R he is not West Hollywood PD
     
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    hi pussy
     
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    I thought so too. Looking at those tiny thumbnails, some ain't bad.

    I always thought those hooker stings were a bit unfair.

    I pass a lot of hookers who look like a 5 or less. But if one were a 9, I might do a U-turn and at least consider, if I didn't know better. The cops put out a 9. Totally unfair.
     
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    R U a Star Wars fag LOL!!!!!!!
     
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    still trying to lose your virginity?
     
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    :lol:

    If you see a 9, that's how you know it's a cop!!!
     
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