Can you think of a more embarrassing way to go?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Besides this?

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Huh?
     
  3. footguy

    footguy Active Member

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    Wtf?
     
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    is that the chick you murdered last night?
     
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    You're gonna have to drain the water in the tub so you can chop that chick up in it and toss her in a suitcase.
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    More embarrassing? The name David Carradine springs to mind, though he was such a loon that I doubt being embarrassed was even a consideration for him.
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ^ good point. I forgot about that one. And the dude from INXS as well
     
  8. Dominic GPS

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    most embarrassing is

    "hey guys watch this"

    how many times have these last words been spoken
     
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    Jerking off to babysitter porn as my
    trophy wife is banging a Lexington Steele
    look-a-like in the next room whilst my stylist
    picks out my underwear and wigs for the viewing :rip2:
     
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  11. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    didnt Elvis die on the pot?
     
  12. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    There was also a story years ago about a guy who died from attempting to fuck a cow's heart that had been hooked up to electricity to make it pulse. Supposedly the original idea was to attach it to a car battery but this genius used a wall socket instead and fried himself. Just to make it worse he was living at home and his parents found the body. I remember that story because Stern did it on the news one day when Gilbert was in studio, a lot of time was spent mocking the poor idiot.
     
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    The visibly bloated singer displayed erratic behavior throughout the afternoon -- flailing her hands frenetically as she spoke to Brandy and Monica, skipping around the ballroom in a child-like fashion and wandering aimlessly about the lobby. It was mentioned by a Grammy staffer that security personnel received calls of the singer doing handstands by the pool.After leaving rehearsals, Houston returned to the ballroom -- with her teenage daughter Bobbi Kristina in tow -- as camera crews set up for interviews. The singer smelled of alcohol and cigarettes. A Grammy staffer said that during the interviews with Brandy, Monica and Clive, Houston was dancing just off camera to make the singers and Davis laugh. Grammy personnel expressed concern that she'd be caught on camera, and that reporters would write about her behavior.

    :hhh:

     
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    Mr. Hands was the guy who got fucked to death by a horse and left for dead at a hospital entrance by his buddies. There was also a black preacher in the south who was found with a bag over his head, wearing scuba gear with a dildo up his butt.
     
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    That picture is gross, didn't she have any idea how many guys have pee'd in that tub?
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Whitney smelled of cigarettes and alcohol.....what black woman DOESN'T?
     
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    Choking on your own vomit is pretty embarrassing. And then to freeze in your car after choking.
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    Sorry but shit thread. As others have pointed out there are far more embarrassing ways to fucking die. Dying in a fucking bath tub isn't really all that embarrassing.
     
  19. OV

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    How about in the saddle like Nelson Rockefeller, but in this case with your cock embedded in Ralph's butthole?
     
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    I can think of 100s of more embarrassing ways.

    Elvis on the shitter for one.

    Eating a ham sammich, which is apparently a rumor.

    Being fucked by a horse

    Fucking a horse, which is how Howard will die.
     
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