Can you wipe your ass with your opposite hand?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 9, 2015.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,185
    Likes Received:
    45,097
    I had to as a kid when I broke my hand
     
  2. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

    Reputations:
    49,642
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,934
    Likes Received:
    3,700
    lol @ your av, love it
     
  3. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Faggit Banned User

    Reputations:
    233
    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2015
    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    27
    No video?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

    Reputations:
    242,511
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,528
    Likes Received:
    21,495
    It feels like someone else is wiping.
    I love it.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

    Reputations:
    242,511
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,528
    Likes Received:
    21,495
    hi larry
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    183,204
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    56,026
    Likes Received:
    13,217
    Just my opposite ass.
     
  7. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Faggit Banned User

    Reputations:
    233
    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2015
    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    27
    Sup Gilaet.
     
  8. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

    Reputations:
    116,310
    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    25,572
    Likes Received:
    12,238
    Its like delivering a baby, I would imagine, lots of warm water and towels on standby.
    Soap too, lots of soap.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    259,685
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,109
    Likes Received:
    41,867
    that AV :jj:
     
  10. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

    Reputations:
    169,911
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    32,407
    Likes Received:
    17,657
    I have never thought about this :bigthink:
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    103,068
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    42,903
    Likes Received:
    15,337
    who wipes their ass anyway?
     
  12. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Faggit Banned User

    Reputations:
    233
    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2015
    Messages:
    44
    Likes Received:
    27
    Did you get shit on your hand before you perfected your technique?
     
  13. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm Gold

    Reputations:
    28,589
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    2,198
    Likes Received:
    1,519
    I run a slant razor across my face with both hands, tp doesn't scare me at all.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,185
    Likes Received:
    45,097

    Try it
     
  15. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

    Reputations:
    6,421
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2013
    Messages:
    5,503
    Likes Received:
    1,462
    i call it "the stranger"
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

    Reputations:
    242,511
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    88,528
    Likes Received:
    21,495
    I wipe with my feet.
     
  17. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

    Reputations:
    169,911
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    32,407
    Likes Received:
    17,657
    I'm ok with how things are working now, I'm not big on change :jj:
     
  18. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

    Reputations:
    174,682
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    24,609
    Likes Received:
    21,031
    Now that's a fucking av.
     
    Shivvy likes this.
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,185
    Likes Received:
    45,097
    @Nunz is amazing
     
  20. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    119,877
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    64,242
    Likes Received:
    18,973
    I can't even use the computer mouse with my left hand.
     
    Shivvy likes this.