Can you wipe your ass with your opposite hand?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I had to as a kid when I broke my hand
     
  2. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    lol @ your av, love it
     
  3. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Faggit Banned User

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    No video?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    It feels like someone else is wiping.
    I love it.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    hi larry
     
  6. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Just my opposite ass.
     
  7. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Faggit Banned User

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    Sup Gilaet.
     
  8. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP Gold

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    Its like delivering a baby, I would imagine, lots of warm water and towels on standby.
    Soap too, lots of soap.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    that AV :jj:
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    I have never thought about this :bigthink:
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    who wipes their ass anyway?
     
  12. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Faggit Banned User

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    Did you get shit on your hand before you perfected your technique?
     
  13. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

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    I run a slant razor across my face with both hands, tp doesn't scare me at all.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Try it
     
  15. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    i call it "the stranger"
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    I wipe with my feet.
     
  17. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Papi Gold

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    I'm ok with how things are working now, I'm not big on change :jj:
     
  18. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. Banned User

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    Now that's a fucking av.
     
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  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    @Nunz is amazing
     
  20. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    I can't even use the computer mouse with my left hand.
     
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