Can you write a better poem than Emily Stern

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  1. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    All poetry is Bullshit. ALL. Most famous poems ever. http://100.best-poems.net/ According to that link, William Butler Yeats was the top dog. Bullshit. Below is his best. Bullshit. Emily Stern's moving words below his followed by my poetic work of art. If so inclined, can you please put your hands on your keyboard and just start typing bullshit that makes no sense? You never know, you might be a poet. Bullshit.


    William Butler Yeats
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    I BRING you with reverent hands
    The books of my numberless dreams,
    White woman that passion has worn
    As the tide wears the dove-grey sands,
    And with heart more old than the horn
    That is brimmed from the pale fire of time:
    White woman with numberless dreams,
    I bring you my passionate rhyme.

    Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit on this elitist nonsense. Bullshit.

    Emily Stern
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    I want to dwell in your forever,
    forever.
    forever,
    for now
    is your forever.

    Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

    Jersery
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    She stood in silence
    Dogs juggling the sun
    Where am I Who am
    Clocks laugh
    This is me. I am with. Stop.
    Hate loving me and you
    Scratch my.

    My poem moved me. It's real and it speaks to those in pain.

    If you can you write words, any words, doesn't matter which words, any words, you too can be a poet. Please include your own poetic masterpiece.
     
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  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Chimney Portions sure can
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I don't want a job,
    thank god.
    thank god,
    oh thank god
    for daddy's money.
     
  4. tHISisKiSSeL

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    My daddy he hid in a basement
    My mom didn't like the arrangement
    He moved out of town
    He married a clown
    Who's in a constant state of amaaaaaaaaaazement


    ~Emily "Zoo Za Zoo" Stern
     
  5. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    I never "got" poetry

    Maybe I'm unevolved....After all I do eat meat
     
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    That's excellent!!!
     
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    My dad wears a wig
    His partner's a jig
    He rode on a horse
    Mom got a divorce
    And now he puts cats in a crib.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Daddy is a sucker,
    stepmom is a star fucker.
    I wish stepmom and her barrel of hay,
    would just go away.
     
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    I thought you would not
    un-think me. I am the sky and the moon.
    The moon brings me petals of
    your love
    I cannot speak of things that will go unthought.
    Do you hold the moon in your hands
    or am I thinking thoughts that unthought cannot think?
    My head is spinning in circles,
    a dreidel that cannot unspin,
    I am one with all that is and is not and has not and will never be
    undone!

    ZOO ZA ZOO
    ZOO ZA ZOO
    ZOO ZA ZOO

    ~Emily Stern
     
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    Poetry is horseshit for two types of people: Trust funders and people who want to mask the fact they are terrible writers by writing obscure nonsense that regular people don't "get" because they are part of the bourgeoisie culture or whatever other term is popular with the "I get poetry" crowd at that time.

    Fuck them. Poets fuckin' suck.

    They're the ones who scrawled nonsense of cave walls while real artists drew buffalo and naked chicks.
     
  11. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ha Ha Ha
     
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    I used to maybe think I did, but nah...I'll have a bacon cheeseburger, please.
     
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    fuck shit dick cock
    God damn bastard bitch
    pussy whore suck my ass
    peace & love
     
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    Hickory dickory dock,
    my dad married a horse with a cock! OOOOOH!
     
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    Howard Stern was at the top,
    Howard Stern had a great fall.

    The King's old horse, and all of his minions,
    Couldn't put Howard's career together again.


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    The only poet who made any sense to me at all was Walt Whitman, but that's probably because I like baseball.
     
  17. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Can I do better? Let's see...

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Beth, you suck.

    What do you think?
     
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    Awww shucks! :eek:

    He runs through the jungle
    Machete in hand
    The dreadlocked stallion ravages sister
    Daddy cries
    Daddy's soul dies. More
    The chickens cluck and claw at the earth for worms.
    For sustenance
    Daddy's princess and the mulatto boy roll around on the same earth.
    Ferociously. Passionately. Naked as one.
    Daddy grows hard as his daughters speak the Spanish tongue.
    He brags of our tongues.
    Yet still he wishes.
    He wishes that some day.
    His youngest daughter would be with one of her own. A nice Jewish boy. LIKE HIM!
    And not fucking a Monday



    You were given an eagle's beak
    Radio.
    Shitty radio, three days a week. Some weeks.
    Nothing funny. Nothing free.
    have you ever heard?
    The old show? The tapes from the old days when you had writers, jokes and laughs?
    Now with the wonk-eyed whore in your brain, the funny is dead.
    The funny has died.
    You wait. Each morning you wait and count down 'til ten
    So you can go home and stare at the wall. Alone.
    Without the wonky one who trots down red carpets and molests frightened animals
    You were given an eagle's beak, daddy
    Use it.
    Rip out the horse-face dolt's eye with it
    Maybe then,
    We'll love you again
     
  19. BethSucks

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    Looks like this could be summarized as "where the white women at?"
     
  20. Bye You!

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    Right outta the park! :backlol: