Canadian cops don't shoot machete wielding man

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  1. chapped

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    Dude is packing a machete gets taken down by Canadian cops.. not a knife a fucking machete


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    I'd empty a clip in his ass......
     
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    Are you sure that's not a red litesaber?
     
  4. chuk

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    Do they even have guns in Canada?
     
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    NYPD and LAPD would've shot him 800 times no matter how many civilians are standing around to get caught in the crossfire.

    And they'd do it if he were brandishing a plastic butter knife from McDonalds.
     
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    Canadian cops have an unfair advantage: they walk up to the suspect and say "So...what's all this abooot?" the suspect starts laughing uncontrollably and the cops can tackle him to the ground. nobody laughs at NYC cops so they have to resort to bullets.
     
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    It took more than one cop. Dawg would not approve. Besides, that don't look like any machete I've ever seen, looks more like a red 2x4.
     
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    Suuuure.. because out of the thousands of armed arrest each week, they all end in gunfire.

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    It's Canada, that's not a machete, it's part of a hockey stick. Eh?
     
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  11. Chuck Kongo

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    You're right.

    My bad.

    All cops are heroes.

    And they never just execute people Judge Dredd style because they know they can get away with it.

    Praise all law enforcement....the thin blue line between us and anarchy....I'd be afraid to leave my house without their "protection".....
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...humongous difference the guy had his back to the police running away from them. hahaha not even close.
     
  13. Chuck Kongo

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    Tom Doyers = Badge Bunny
     
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    +r
     
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    Then don't call them when you need help. Problem solved.

    Youre right. Every cop alive just wants to murder people the go back to the station where they laugh about the days slaughter.

    You fucking dipshit. Cops undergo more than enough scrutiny to make sure that you're misguided delusions never come to life.
     
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    So what was in danger, a moose and a package of back bacon?
     
  17. Chuck Kongo

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    I've never called one for help in my life.

    I have 3 in my extended family and you wouldn't like dealing with any of them whether you've actually done anything wrong or not.

    They are 100%, if you aren't "us", you're one of "them".

    But who am I to question "heroes".....or anyone else's goofy child-like hero worship....
     
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    ...and you know youre never going to have a need to call 911?
     
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    do you think the guy in canada was french canadian and just thought the bigger the knife the faster he could cut his food, so a machete would allow him to breeze through his meal and get back to work quicker?
     
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    i have a few in my family and i've met many of their people from their old station. you would want any of them to respond should a building like the WTC fall on you, because they were all first responders.