Cancer Boy

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So I developed this weird spot on my arm and thought I'd better get it checked out. I go to a dermatologist who, incidentally, is the hottest doctor I've ever had, and she looks at the spot. It's just Keratosis (sp). She says, this is not any danger but I'll freeze it to make it go away. But what about those motherfucking spots on your big fivehead? She examines them and finds 7 precancerous spots on the fivehead. You ever see those old guys who's face looks raw? That's what they had to start with and didn't get them treated. So she freezes those motherfuckig spots on my fivehead.

    My fivehead is so big that it acts like a satellite dish and magnifies the sun. I'm putting SPF 30 on the face and arms from now on when I go out. I'd suggest you do to.
     
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    It's Moops!:lol:


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  4. gwartney

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    Oh yeah. You living on the coast and all, you're dead if you don't slather on the SPF.
     
  5. Sea Slob

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    No biggie I had pre-cancerous shit dig out of my face before. Get it stitched up and go back out in the sun :cheer: My chick was hot as fuck too
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Not a chick = don't care about thread.
     
  7. gwartney

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    You will when your hair starts falling out from the chemo.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    gwarn has cancer :bigcry:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    You know I care :hug:
     
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  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    Wear a hat and have her check your cock for spots.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Did you see? The doctor and me? Did you see? Did you see?

     
  13. BrulesRules

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    My dermatologist is this hot 30 something red head chick, love those appointments. :jerk: Glad you got your cancer removed.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    LEEEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Post a link.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I only typed that because there was a user named Leeroy Jenkins viewing the thread. I'm really quite normal.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Have you been cutting yourself lately?
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No, do you?
     
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    No, I'm not crazy.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Are you going to make me melt via trolling?