Candy Crush? What is that? Robin what fckn loser would play that sht?

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    King, the British computer-games maker, is to raise a minimum of $500m in an initial public offering as it revealed for the first time the extraordinary popularity of its biggest hit, Candy Crush Saga.
    Some 93m people play Candy Crush Saga every day, according to documents filed with the US Securities and Exchange Commission.
    The juggernaut growth of the game, which allows players to look for patterns in coloured digital jewels, helped fuel a surge in King’s revenues.
    http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/candy-crush-saga-maker-king-133458510.html
     
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    he will discover it in 10 years and brag about it
     
  3. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    An obese cancer ridden 60 year old cow who works four hours a day from home 3 days a week 38 weeks a year and has no friends?
     
  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "Robin, I'll bet the people who play candy crush eat meat. They dont have anything going on, am I right?"
     
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    How about when Booey said that he cleans his roof because if anyone accidentally dies it should be him and not his son, then Robin chimed in that No parent should die before their kids... Wha wha what?
     
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    Howard really keeps up on new culture. Is he still using Lotus?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    I'm at level 139 now
     
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    Isn't that kind of the way of the world? A parents nightmare is to bury their kid. A buddy of mine had to bury an infant recently and, without ever knowing the kid really, it destroyed him and his wife.

    These are the most unnatural and out of touch people in the history of out of touch assholes.

    And Sully wasn't a hero, Magic deserved HIV, Brad Pitt isn't a movie star, and the people in the planes on 911 were cowards.

    The musings of an obese cunt, everybody.
     
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    Opie loves that game
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    It sounds fey and dandified.
     
  11. Willowglen

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    In the last contract Booey would have been bragging that he pays people to clean his roof. I guess Howard isn't the only one that got a pay cut.
     
  12. Maklershed

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    You'd think a person who spends most of his free time taking pictures of a woman with socks on her arm wouldn't be that bothered by what other people waste their time with.
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    idiot game for idiots , I get invites to play this shit every day on facebook, grow the fuck up
     
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    I've been stuck on level 125 for two weeks. :depressed:
     
  15. BethSucks

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    Candy Crush is a waste of time but Howard is taking up calligraphy?


    My wife made it to level 176 the other day you would have thought we won the lottery.
     
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    ha! I love mindless games. I have a stressful job with really no schedule 7 day work weeks and the only thing I ask for is an hour a day of some candy crush and Lego Marvel Superheroes for PS4.
    RIght now i'm on level 500 something on candy crush and level 80 something on the owl levels.
    Lego Marvel is an amazingly fun game. so much to unlock!
     
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    Robin, you know those degenerates who ride roller coasters? They probably play this Candy Crash.
     
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    Don't forget those losers that tailgate and then sit in the stands at football games.
     
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    is he really? i mean, nothing against it, if that's your thing :gayhand:
     
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    He's also writing short stories about kids:

    Howard said he's trying to learn calligraphy. He said he's not sure where to go to learn it. He said he wants to be a scribe with a hat and a quill. He said Beth thinks he's nuts trying to figure it out. He said he wants to learn how to do it. He said he thinks it's a beautiful art that's been lost. Howard said he wrote a short story the other day too. He said it was about a boy who grows a rhino horn out of his foot. He said it sucked and he'll never release it. Howard said he gave it a lot of time though. He said that he may still develop it. He said that he realized that the story was written a hundred years ago.


    Howard said the kid gets annoyed but won't go to a doctor for it. He said he's in denial about it. Howard said that the guy is a married guy and he's an older guy. He said the thing is like a deer antler and it's sticking out of his foot. Howard said the guy tries to squeeze it out but it won't come out. He said the guy wakes his wife up and tells her about it but he's afraid she's going to look at him like a monster. He said that the guy just wants to go running but he can't get his running shoes on. He said that the horn is split so it's kind of a hybrid of both an antler and a rhino horn. Howard said that the story is about his inner monster coming out on the outside. He said the guy's name is Dan Mason but it's not the Dan Mason from CBS but the one from Nevada. Howard went to break a short time later.