cant believe im gonna ask you fucks for advice :facepalm:

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Lil Shiv is 10 and in the 5th grade. we're discussing if we should have "the talk" with him. I think this is the year that the school teaches him. but i dont trust that shit.

    you are old fucks here. what age is appropriate to have "the talk?"
     
  2. Schmoopy

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    1st!
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    what do you think, Schmoopers?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I think I got the talk before that

    Right around there anyway
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    We know the story.
    That wasn't "the talk".
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    pretty sure i did too. theres been a few times where ive looked at him and opened my mouth to say something, then i pussy out
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kids grow up quicker now

    He might know more than you think he does
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    thats what im afraid of
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    He's too young for his first hairbrush.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I never got the talk. Luckily, I went to one of the few Catholic schools that offered sex ed back then.
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    not sure how to go about this. do i do the whole, "see, Lil Shiv... when a man and woman love each other :blah:"
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    You've done this thread before btw, Dawg. :rolleyes:
     
  13. BaddFunn

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    It's time shiv.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :quote: sex ed :quote:
     
  15. face palm

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    I was told too young and didn't understand
    wait til the girls his age star to get boobies
     
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    my nephews still hate girls at ten,so no it's too soon

    but they are sheltered
     
  17. Shivvy

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    do they get boobs at 10? i dont remember :dontknow:
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I'd use props like a donut and a hairbrush.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    thats not a bad idea :bigthink
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jj: