Can't believe you racists haven't been posting this

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  1. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Holy shit :rofl:

    Maybe she gets a pass because of her prison time 'street cred'?

     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I think you have "racists" confused with "faggots". I don't think that Martha Stewart and/or Justin Bieber are even on racists' radar.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No her jokes...... who gets away with teasing black people these days? Surely, not an elderly white woman
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    She's a badass bitch.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I never thought about her much...this kind of blew me away lol
     
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    she did very well
    that was not bad
     
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    she could take it as well as give it. What the comics and roasters said to her on the dais was some of the funniest shit.
     
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    That, my dear Howard, is what knocking it out of the park looks like.
     
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    She has better writers, for sure.
     
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    Ugh...I couldn't stomach Watching that garbage. They took something the Friars Club did so well and turned it into a pop culture glitzy ass raping.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I've always loved her. Any woman who has a mack daddy salamander, can cultivate a gorgeous ranunculus bed AND do time in the clink without whining is a role model for all women and girls as far as I'm concerned.
     
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    Yep. People cross the street when they see Martha o_O
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOL, I guess so.....The shit she got locked up for was ridiculous...Witch hunt. She pissed someone off

    But you are correct, she did her time and didn't cry
     
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    I seriously wouldn't eff with her.
     
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    This. While some might call me racist (but aren't all whites?), I wouldn't even know about her jokes at a Beiber roast as I'm not a faggot. Shit, now I know about them.
     
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    Everyone's giving her so much credit for this. First off, she didn't write a word of it. Second, it sounded like she didn't READ a word of it before she read it off the paper in front of the camera!!

    Her delivery was horrible. There was no inflection. Nothing to make someone think the words were hers. The way she read it gave it away that she was simply reading what someone stuck in front of her.
     
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    Martha has more street cred than Beiber.

    Martha was only emulating the way Beiber talks/acts tough.


    It wasnt as good as Norm's (purposely) horrible jokes at Saget's roast, but it was pretty good.
     
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    "I don't have a clue what you're talking about."

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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yup