WTF Cant feel my penis now

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  1. Rinjah

    Rinjah Member

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    So I had FemoAcetabularImpingement (FAI) Surgery for a labrum tear in my hip 3 days ago and the feeling is yet to return to my Cock. I'm starting to worry:(
     
  2. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you probably should have seeked help about 2 years 11 months and 29 days ago bub


    edit: sorry i thought you said years


    nevermind, youre only like a day past the worrying date, your penis is still probably done though
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Tata and farewell. VIP

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    Can I feel it for you? :gay:
     
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  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    You could be like me and have a Foley in .... since the fucking 12th!!!!!
     
  5. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    What did the surgeon tell you about what to expect?
     
  6. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    How's your boyfriend feel about this? :dontknow:
     
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    I can't feel my penis right now either. There are other people in the room.
     
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  8. HigherPrimate

    HigherPrimate Well-Known Member

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    What about your penis?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Just graze over it lightly, you're among friends.
     
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  10. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    BOOM

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  11. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Oh shit, you ARE fucked.

    You'll be sitting to pee for the rest of your life.
     
  13. Summer

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    When did that ever stop you? :c
     
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    It didn't. I was just putting on airs.
     
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    :jj:
     
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  16. Rinjah

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    Said there was like a 1% chance
     
  17. Rinjah

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    Crazy shit. I even tried beating off to my fav Czech POV shot that usually blows in minutes if I want.... no bueno
     
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    When did he tell you that you should expect feeling to return?
     
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    :jj: "What kind of a show is this?"



     
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  20. Princess Kitty

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    I called your doctor, he said to try some heat on it image.jpeg