Can't sleep.

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Must sleep.

    Fuck you and yours.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    You must be bi-polar, call 911
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Say some super boring shit to put me to sleep. @Daveindiego : talk about how Alt-J makes you feel young again.

    @Schmoopy : I read about you on this mezzage board. You need to be in a hospital, nigga.
     
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    I could softly record myself passing wind in to a microphone if that would help you
     
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  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Calm down. I took a nap after work and drank some coffee at 8 PM is all.
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Could you whisper about purses and towels instead?

    @VeeB
     
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    I could record the thick twistings of a q tip in my ear
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    What did you just -- never mind. You edited. Could you record the whine of an oreck nozzle up your pooh-pipe?
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Have you checked out WhispersRed yet? She's fucking amazing.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You see the shit I'm getting for trying to help him?

    This place really sucks sometimes.
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Oh of course. And these days I like SoulRepose.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I can't keep up.
     
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    How's the newly minted Daddy?
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    And now I'm up. :nojj:

    I guess new parents are used to not getting enough sleep.