Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jul 17, 2014.
"Please don't call Beth O!"
Please buy a calendar to help out
"I went to school at Roosevelt."
Doesn't Oprah have enough money? I mean... what is that?
I just flew in from Saudi Arabia boy are my wings tired
You get a thank you note from oprah
Doesn't Oprah have enough money,,,, Robin?
Can you help a brutha out?
Howard yelling BETH!!!? " I am ready to leave
Meanwhile, in John Daniels' colon.
Toni, where's my wig ?
Help. Please. Some highly viscous fluid is draining into my nasal passages and beak. I fear I may drown in it. Please. I have family. Little chicks expecting me to fly home. My wife is fucking some Spaniard soccer player. I think she may have done this. She has spent my whole goddamned nest egg.
And now this.
" Hey man I would just in that water to wash up but don't they know brothers can't swim."
That's fucked up
You know what drives me crazy? It's all these people talking about how great technology is, and how it saves all this time. But, what good is saved time, if nobody uses it? If it just turns into more busy work. You never hear somebody say, "With the time I've saved by using my word processor, I'm gonna go to a Zen monastery and hang out". I mean, you never hear that.
This is my natural hair color.
If Beth had paid the extra $500.00 Howard's ashes would be in an urn next to 6iahca's by now.