Capt. Janks has retired

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Mar 31, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    <finger trembling next to neg button>
     
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    I'm a Jewish man
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    I can't believe my show's such a scam
     
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    Capt. Janks is retarded.
     
  5. Sickboy

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    ...from scamming club owners.
     
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    His work ran the gamut. From inspired to unfunny. It was always a crap shot with Janks.
     
  7. AGT Blows

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    If a tree falls in the woods...
     
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    From the gas station where he actually worked?
     
  9. JOHN DENVER

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    what else robin ?
     
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    He had some good calls. The shuttle wreck was one of my favorites
     
  11. datchguy

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    :lol:
     
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    I hear the Sunoco stations in NE Philly have excellent pension programs.
     
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    The $10,000,000 closet for Beth and his $0.0 to show for his years of dedication must have finally prompted the "what have I done with my life" moment.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Please don't tell me he honestly worked at a gas station for 20+ years.
     
  15. Quite Frankly

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    Capt Janks you're on the air = change channel.

    Thank God that fucking cunt is done. Him and Melrose Larry.
     
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    If the news anchors threw Janks off his script with a followup question, he pretty much sucked. Couldn't ad-lib and carry on a conversation for shit; instead he quickly hung up. ARM and Rod are creative and think on their feet. Too bad they weren't around when the show was in its prime. They would have been legends.
     
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    Did his boat sink? Maybe he can get a job on Robin's yacht
     
  19. Maddysmom

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    Captain Janks will try unsuccessfully to prank it....

    ....I mean does it make a sound.
     
  20. Lester

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    Crank calls are so 1992.