Capt. Janks has retired

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  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    <finger trembling next to neg button>
     
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    I'm a Jewish man
    I'm a Jewish man
    I can't believe my show's such a scam
     
  4. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Capt. Janks is retarded.
     
  5. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    ...from scamming club owners.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    His work ran the gamut. From inspired to unfunny. It was always a crap shot with Janks.
     
  7. AGT Blows

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    If a tree falls in the woods...
     
  8. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    From the gas station where he actually worked?
     
  9. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    what else robin ?
     
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    He had some good calls. The shuttle wreck was one of my favorites
     
  11. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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    I hear the Sunoco stations in NE Philly have excellent pension programs.
     
  13. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    The $10,000,000 closet for Beth and his $0.0 to show for his years of dedication must have finally prompted the "what have I done with my life" moment.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Please don't tell me he honestly worked at a gas station for 20+ years.
     
  15. Quite Frankly

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    Capt Janks you're on the air = change channel.

    Thank God that fucking cunt is done. Him and Melrose Larry.
     
  16. HPMikesLazyEYE

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    If the news anchors threw Janks off his script with a followup question, he pretty much sucked. Couldn't ad-lib and carry on a conversation for shit; instead he quickly hung up. ARM and Rod are creative and think on their feet. Too bad they weren't around when the show was in its prime. They would have been legends.
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Did his boat sink? Maybe he can get a job on Robin's yacht
     
  19. Maddysmom

    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    Captain Janks will try unsuccessfully to prank it....

    ....I mean does it make a sound.
     
  20. Lester

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    Crank calls are so 1992.