Stern Show Capt Janks now relegated to selling his clips on youtube for .99 cents a pop

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Not that Stern grew famous from fuck head's prank calls or anything


     
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    Was he the same guy who was scamming appearances?
     
  3. chapped

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    I remember Steve Langford having a hard on for that story


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    Didn't he "retire" from the show?
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    On the bright side, he gets to house man-ass on a daily basis.
     
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    Marci had banned him and the rest of the funny people cuz they're "gross" and might scare away Gwynneth Paltrow. So he faked coming out of gay and announced he was retiring from the show to get on one more time.
     
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    Janks would have to pay me $1.99 to make me listen to that crap.
     
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    I ordered a cd of his back in the day, I can't even remember if it was a DVd or a cd actually. It came signed and reaking of cigarettes. He was a great part of Stern back in the day when the show was funny.
     
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    Get a real job
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Quelle surprise.
     
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    There must be a Black Friday size crowd lining up to :quote:rent:quote: Capt Jank clips off Youtube! :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Vincenzo69

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    If you mail him a bunch of OxyContin pills he will give you a lifetime sub for free
     
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    Who the fuck is going to pay .99 for a fucking prank call? Faeg.
     
  14. chapped

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    @Mlaw
     
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    My favorite calls were the ones not done by Janks. He was always overrated, imo.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I disagree. Some of his live calls to CNN and Fox News were top notch.
     
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    Is his name Captain Janks because he wanted to fuck his company commander when he was in the Army?

    #gayboysex
     
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