Capt. Kirk is gonna save California!

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  1. DarkFriday

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    Captain Kirk is about to boldly go on a mission to rescue drought-parched California.

    William Shatner plans to launch a Kickstarter campaign Monday to raise $30 billion to build a water pipeline from British Columbia, Canada, to southern California.

    Shatner proposes naming the pipeline the Spock Waterway, after the Star Trek character played by the late Leonard Nimoy.

    @HAL

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    wonder how much Canada will charge us for the water ?
     
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    And howard got his tapes back
     
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    And they came out with a karate Kid 2
     
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    The lady that played Yeoman Rand in the original series just died.
     
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    And Pepsi introduced crystal clear Pepsi
     
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    why don't you guys build a pipeline from NYS to Calif?
     
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    They should've built several decades ago from the fucking Pacific Ocean!
     
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    Wut?
     
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    If he really wanted to bring water to California he could just use the enterprise main deflector dish to create a bubble of inverse anti-time opening a portal to the parallel universe and use the transporter to beam all the water the state needs into the resovoirs.
    And it's not like the people of the parallel universe would miss it, they're a totalitarian empire, they can just take whatever they need from all the class M planets they've conquered throughout the Alpha Quadrant.
     
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    It's gonna rain here all week :owned:
     
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    But the Pacific Ocean has salt, oil spills and other various things in it, Schmoopy.:jj::facepalm:
     
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    Teleporter. Icebergs.

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