Captain Janks Stikes Again

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by joe361, Jul 17, 2014.

  1. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    Captain Janks just pranked MSNBC. Called the host a dumb ass.
     
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  2. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    You're incorrect. He's retired and gay.
     
  3. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    I thought Janks got out of the business right after he came out of the closet?
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This
     
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  5. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    Sounded like him
     
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    Said he was a marine staff sergeant on the scene. You could tell it was him as soon as he started talking.

    Said the airliner was "shot down by a blast of wind from Howard Stern's ass" and the host just kept going and asked him to explain.

    Hysterical. One of his best. Janks is back!
     
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    Burly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :facepalm:
     
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  8. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    The people at MSNBC can't be very bright. How the fuck could someone see a missile launch in eastern Ukraine from the American embassy in Kiev!
     
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    Nope. He's back.
     
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    Close. He's retarded and gay.
     
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    Exactly. And no one on active duty is going to call in to talk to the press live.
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Isn't Kiev in the Eastern Ukraine?
     
  13. joe361

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    More in the center and north. Probably at less 200 miles away.
     
  14. joe361

    joe361 Well-Known Member

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    The hosts reaction, she wanted Janks to explain how a blast from Stern's ass could bring down an airliner.
     
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    A link to it is in the Airline thread
     
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    Sounded like Janks. That was a good one. The question is: Will the new Howard denounce this attack on his beloved NBC network or will he embrace it?
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Robin, we don't like those kind of pranks anymore....it stands in the way of accurate news reporting......Robin?


    Actually, by the time they are actually back on the air, everyone will have forgotten about it and he will have to play the tape 100 diffferent times to drive it back into the ground. Because that's what he does.
     
  19. EvolvedMarbles

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    Just heard him blast Little Miss Vocal Fry

    Dumb AAaaaasssss-ah
     
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    heres link