Captain Janks tribute song

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    With apologies to Billy Joel.

    Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
    Looking for "Man Ass" in your one horse town
    you'd like to find a little hole in the ground,
    for awhile..

    So you go to Lansdale in your Wal-Mart jeans
    And you stare at Elephant Boy and the Kielbasa Queen
    It's like some pornographic magazine
    And you smile

    Captain Janks will be getting high tonight
    And he will go to his special island
    Captain Janks will be getting by tonight
    Just a little push, and he'll be smilin'


    Oh yeah,...


    Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
    You look at firemen and masturbate
    CNN's phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
    To make that call






















     
  2. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    You should work for THSS....
     
  4. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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  5. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    At least I tried, it's more than Benjy does stealing paychecks week after week.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Abe Kannan is funnier than this shit.
     
  7. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes less is more.
     
  8. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    I am glad you did try,I have done things like this on this site and have many have put me down for it.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    It would have helped to know the tune.