Entertainment Captain Kangaroo in Crosshairs. Flashes Mr. Green Jeans

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  1. Quedee

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    New book reveals Captain Kangaroos' dirty secrets; USA tries out a sneaky ad play

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Sunday, August 9, 2015, 2:30 AM
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    The cast of "Captain Kangaroo" in the early 1970s (clockwise from top left): Hugh 'Lumpy' Brannum (Mr. Green Jeans), Jimmy Wall (Mr. Baxter), Debbie Weems (as Debbie), Gus Allegretti (as Dennis the Apprentice) and Bob Keeshan (as Captain Kangaroo).
    Alleged disgusting off-camera antics are trashing the memories of my favorite childhood TV shows.

    Like millions, I’ll never be able to watch an episode of “The Cosby Show” again without also remembering the taint that Bill Cosby has brought down upon his legacy.

    Now kiddie icon Captain Kangaroo is in the crosshairs. A new book describes his lewd behavior behind the scenes with his sidekick, Mr. Green Jeans.

    The late Bob Keeshan played Captain Kangaroo on the popular children’s program from 1955 to 1985. According to “Last Stage Manager Standing” by longtime CBS stage manager Daniel B. Morgan, Keeshan, before going on stage, used to flash his sidekick, Hugh “Lumpy” Brannun, aka Mr. Green Jeans.

    Morgan writes how one day “Lumpy” responded by taking things a step further.

    “Unbeknownst to the little viewers, Cap’n Bob would take it upon himself to take out his ‘weenie,’ put a pencil under it, and wave it at Lumpy,” Morgan reports.

    He goes on: “Then the Captain would come through the door, greet everyone, and hang the keys on the key hook. On with the show! So now, at the end of the program (which probably included credits), Bob was backstage reading the final voice-over...(and) during Bob’s final read, Lumpy pulled out his penis and began to pee on Bob’s leg. Thus another pee-on story. HR would never allow this to happen today.”
    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ain-kangaroos-dirty-secrets-article-1.2317136
     
    Aug 9, 2015 #1
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  2. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    They were adults. It's not like they showed the kids.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    No big deal. Big Bird ejaculated on Oscar.
     
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    Oh my God, how horrible. He joked around with a long time co-worker. Let's be sure to destroy his legacy and strike his contributions and any memories of him from the annals (that's with two "N"s) of TV history. :rolleyes:
     
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    While the 3 white guys were playing with each others peckers was Debbie back stage w/ the black guy?
     
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    That's nothing, Mr Rogers used to fist the production staff ho's with King Friday

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    Big deal, just guys joking around with other guys. Did people really think he was Captain Kangaroo 24/7?
    Who the fuck else can offend us now?
     
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    Oscar the Grouch had poor personal hygiene. He would sometimes roll around in garbage. Still cleaner than most Indians.
     
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    Why my kid show hero was Sandy Becker.

     
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    Was the dancing bear involved??
     
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    I remember Black and White Captain Kangaroo.......Dancing Bear and The Grandfather Clock sleeping........Good shit!!!
     
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    Who? And, Gawd Damn......Your older than dirt..............
     
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    And still kicking punk ass like a mofo. :dancin:
     
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    Get down!!!!
     
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    Mighty courageous of the guy to come out with this now.
     
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    Who cares? It seems like "Lumpy" didn't mind.
     
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    That show gave me the creeps when I was a kid. :chair:
     
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    :wtf:

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    :cwl: :hilarious: :backlol2:

    :nono:
     
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