Captian Crunch does damage to your hard palete

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  1. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    just ate a huge salad bowl of Captain Crunch and now I have skin hanging from the room of my mouth. Do I have a case?
     
  2. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Big Fun VIP

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    No, but you now have diabetes.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't sound like it really damaged the hard palate at all, just the flesh. Misleading
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    BLT always shreds my mouth, just saying
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Don't eat so fast you fucking pig. Let it get a little soggy before you cram it all in your mouth.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    Let's fight about it.
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I was talking about the OP. You eat your mouth shredding BLT however you see fit young lady.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    I enjoy a good scrap, but I capitulate to the better poster, sir.
     
  10. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Eat Crunch Berries.
    I swear to whatever you pray to that your turds will be fluorescent green.

    Scared the shit (no pun intended) outta me, saw the turds, tried to remember what I ate the night before out of the ordinary, and Googled that shit (again, no pun).

    Sure enough.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    This is exactly why I stick with the Froot Loops. That and the fact that I am getting froot servings at the same time.
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    It's called "Captain Crunch Mouth" it has been around forever and you've just now discovered this? :omg:
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Let me guess, this guy learned to wipe his own ass recently.
     
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    It happens to me with Lucky Charms. We all have our vices.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Grape Nuts are a sumbitch too.
     
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    :jj: