Caption this mother daughter photo

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to connect with both of them at the retail level.
     
  3. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    Bless them
     
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    Breastfeed her again. :D

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  5. WillieX

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    They look like Sarah Palin's daughters.
     
  6. lastlaugh

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    Two women you don't have a chance with.
     
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    NOT GUILTY.
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    This Mother-Daughter tandem can't get enough of overweight high-level DOTA players. They've changed E-sports as we know it, and have been dubbed the first Mother-Daughter E-Groupies. They seduce highly ranked DOTA players online with pictures and video chats. Then they schedule a sexual rendezvous on the same day as highly publicized tournament. Although they have been stood up three times (DOTA is a fickle mistress as well), they have been successful much more often than not. With cash prizes eclipsing 7-digits, these sexy ladies have had to step their game up online, and now find themselves in fierce competition with a pair of asian cousins who do strange things with octopi.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Sure. You can have the daughter with horrible fake tits
     
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  13. Rakdar

    Rakdar “Only the shallow know themselves.” ~Oscar Wilde

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    Damn. A milf dilf combo.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I wonder what the teenaged son things of all this.
     
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    Too much meat on top. I HATE when they do that. Boobs should look like a teardrop.

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    The mother looks like a bigger slut than the daughter.
     
  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Moms prolly sucks dick with authority and takes it in the ass, but the box is prolly like a grenade exploded in a deli counter.

    Baby girl is prolly timid w/ a dick in her mouth and the new car smell on her pooper means it is exit only, but the snatch is certainly a lil fleshy vise.

    I'll take the daughter, cause I haven't had tight tight in a long time, and I can get her drunk/high enough to give up the butt on round 2.
     
  18. Bristol Chicken

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    As to be expected a well thought out summary of the situation with a detailed plan of action.
    Presidential material right here amongst us.
     
  19. Head Censor

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    "I like daddy and all, but geez, mom, why couldn't you have married a better plastic surgeon?"

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    [David Attenborough voice] We see the young leopard hiding behind some lush shrubbery. The floral patterns covering the left side makes the nubile leopard completely undetectable to predators.

    Oh wait, what is this? Some sort of leering, panting mammal approaches from the other end. It's motions are aggressive and unpredictable, yet stealthy. In Latin, this creature is often referred to as Boner Erectus.