Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Jan 16, 2012.
From Beths twitter:
My entry: "I thought you said Id be Famous, Howieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
My tits moved. Time to call Sal Calabro.
I'm home with you. Hate it. Want to be on a red carpet with nacho.
Hurry up! Take the picher! I got a hot shit in the chamber!
Please, please, please let's do it without a condom, just this once!
"Why are we getting calls about my cunt from Calcutta?"
Ice Hole- your avatar makes my vagina hurt.
I got something else that'll...
- You have to work 2 whole days next week???
- I'm so happy to be staying in on a Saturday night...really
- I want that mean site taken down ASAP
You wanna fuck me right Howard, can you PLEASE get it over with quickly. I mean faster than your usual 5 strokes.
Ohh, no you dih-int!
Take the picture already, you fucking faggot!!
A Nikon D3s with a Nikkor 70-200 Zoom, and 77mm filter, and SB900 flash, combined are not enough to hide Howard's big nose. Meanwhile a Minox spy camera could hide his little hose. Oh well the only thing I really care about is the size of his bank account -- and in that department he's Johnny Holmes. Wait I have to concentrate because modeling is so hard. Right now I'm sad because my pussy is lonely.
"Come on Howard, give up fish now and lets go on an all oats diet"
Holy shit, Howard. Hurry up and photoshop my face and legs!!!!
Howard, I feel ridiculous wearing this thick, black strap-on.
When will Ralph finish? I've got my dildo lubed, and I'm ready to go.
"I can't wait for you to bang me and then walk backwards to the bathroom so you can hide your flabby ass"
Best guess, Fight Club?