Car sales closing techniques

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    1) Create urgency, limited time offer, limited stock, etc, now is the only time to buy and, coincidentally, now just happens to be the best time to buy.

    2) Use their own words against them. "Yes, but YOU said you wanted an SUV that seats 6 for less than $400/month payment that gets over 20mph..."

    3) Silence. Ask for the order and say nothing. The idiot buyer will fill the awkward void with either a "yes" or an objection in which case you address and move the process forwards.

    4) Remember "drive to five and them drive them away" meaning you must demand the sale and keep demanding until the customer says "no" five times at a minimum.

    5) Establish a rapport, the more time you invest with them talking about their hobbies, pets, children, etc, the more likely he is to buy.

    6) If a customer threatens to "shop around" pull out a map with directions to you competitors, tell them you welcome the challenge because you know you'll win (however, if they call your bluff, remember rule # 1)

    7) Don't just say hello and greet the customer, say, "What can I get you a price on today?"

    8) Say to them, "You don't have to buy today, right?" The buyer will drop their guard always say "no" in which case you've suckered them into "okay then, let's pick out a car and price it out then".



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  2. ChuckZ

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    I'd be out of there so fast
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Never talk price. Only payment amount.
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I get pre approved and make those monkeys dance.
     
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    Pull gun....'buy or die'
     
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    Must not be working too well. Poor guy can't even afford $5!
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    If a buyer doesn't do their homework before they go in, they deserve what they get.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Take trade in for appraisal.

    Throw car keys on roof of dealership.
     
  10. LonghornJ

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    [video=youtube;LQCqRIyi1PM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCqRIyi1PM[/video]
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    car salesmen are completely unnecessary. they don't sell shit. i go in, i know what i want, i know what i'll pay, and if they can do it, i buy it. otherwise, fuck them. they're the worst. no offense if any of you sell cars.
     
  12. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    not only that, but they essentially are time wasting faggots because nothing they say has any meaning until sales manager faggot comes over with the "real" offer
     
  13. tomtom

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    I love the "what kind of payment do you want?" question they give you. Such bullshit.
     
  14. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    if i sell one more car i get a free trip from the dealership.
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i tell them i'm not financing so i'm only concerned about the total price, not payments.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    i find that alot of that shit is out of date people are to smart for those tricks
     
  17. Napoleon V2

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    How many cars u sell this week?
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    i did 10 this month slow month
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Offer to show the salesman your BBC. He will be putty in your hand.
     
  20. tomtom

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    Mike if they will buy a car from you then they aren't too smart for them tricks. :crazy2: