Cards Against Humanity Sold 30,000 Boxes of BULLSHIT

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  1. Nikki

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    http://www.dailydot.com/lol/cards-against-humanity-bullshit/

    By Rob Price on December 16, 2014

    Warning: This article contains strong language.

    Cards Against Humanity just won capitalism. The risqué, irreverent “party game for horrible people” offered customers a very special deal on Black Friday: For just $6, they could get their hands on a limited-edition box of “bullshit.”

    Eager to discover the truth of the box, a staggering 30,000 people coughed up the cash, and this week, the goods have finally been arriving. Turns out they really do contain bullshit—actual, real, honest-to-god bull shit.

    Yeah.

    Cue two dozen jokes about boxes of crap, shitty consumerism, not bullshitting, dirty deals, and so on.

    There’s even video evidence of the turds that Cards Against Humanity is shipping its customers. Watch as this guy’s reaction upon unboxing his bullshit turns from disbelief to resignation upon realizing that yes, he really did just spend $6 on a piece of crap.
     
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    What did they think they were getting?
     
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    Robin relates because her black box smells like bullshit.
     
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    I think on Black Friday people are so anxious to get a deal, they will literally buy anything. :spaz:
     
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    I can't believe people buy that bullshit.
     
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    if I go to a party and they break out a board game i'm outta there within 30 minutes tops