Carl always wanted to be a singer

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  1. Napoleon V

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    From the time he was a boy he sang with his mother. Soul, Rock, Gospel, Funk, R&B. It didn't matter what type of music it was, Carl sang it. He idolized Michael Jackson and wanted to grow up to be a famous performer just like him. Tragically, at the age of 13 Carl's mother was shot in a robbery gone wrong. Carl grew up that day, as he became father to his 5 younger siblings. Vowing to fight crime Carl cast his singing dreams aside and became a cop so that no child would ever relive his struggles. He became known around the precinct as "The Singing Cop", always belting out a tune with a smile.

    When Carl's partner was killed in a robbery, The Singing Cop was distraught at the loss, one he said he'd never let happen. He knew he had a duty at his brother's funeral, to sing the national anthem to open the proceedings.

     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    you're so vain....i bet you think this song is about you.....
     
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    BBB up in the bitch
     
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    fake. fuck off.
     
  5. Napoleon V

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    :cool:
     
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    Carl got a do-over
     
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    @freds thinks he has the eyes for a fake lol

    wrong old man!!!
     
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    I'm telling Carl !
     
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    Carl Lewis had the worst rendition.
     
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    "old" means you've seen it all.
     
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    Can I get anything out of this thread if I don't read the exceptionally long op and YouTube?
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    it means you're senile freds
     
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    just watch the vid
     
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    :haha:...how did anyone keep a straight face, the other cop walks to podium at end and says, join me in prayer:jj:...too late for that...that ship has sailed.:hilarious:...damn that nigga made me snort
     
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    no. watch South Park or porn.

    or Guy Fieri.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    when all you have is old jokes, it means you're out of material.
     
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    now thank me for keeping your shit thread alive.
     
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    don't overlook the matlock/murder she wrote marathon this weekend
     
  19. Napoleon V

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    what about you being so confidently wrong ITT?
     
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    what about it? i've been wrong before.

    move on, son.