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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dick Nipaolo, Feb 24, 2015.

  1. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    My fucking head hurts from all he bullshit that goes with financing one. My car was recently totaled. So I have to get something new. This is the first car I'm buying through a dealership. And now I'm on the verge of falcon punching a cute animal. It's just to much bullshit.. Make a mockery, or don't. I just wanna cry like a bitch for 15 minutes.. Have at it..

    Howard related. Because he always has a mode of transportation with horse tits...
     
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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    :console:

    Would you like to get the extended warranty on this thread?
     
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    Mike2077 Well-Known Member

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    Get a Subaru WRX.
     
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    Winst Well-Known Member VIP

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    If it is all causing you so much pain, pressure and stress.....there are...and you have..other alternatives.


    Try a little singing and dancing......I find that it helps.


     
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    I believe the mockery has began............:pigout:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    It really is mind fucking. It's like you're the horny guy at the night club and the car dealer is the hot chick that wants to fuck, the asshole that approves or disapproves of the loan is the nerd that crashes the party and cock blocks. The dealer wants you in that car just as much.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Bitches always hate buying a car. Bring a man with you, or stay home and floss your pussy lips
     
  8. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Do you have to finance? Do you the cash to buy a two year old one? Cars are great now and you don't need a "new" one. Two year old car with 40,000 miles or so will likely run another 200,000 if you change the oil. The bodies in cars rot out now before the engines give out.
     
  9. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Oh man.. I thought you would never ask!!! :beer:
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Good! I need the laugh! So much horse excrement today. I just wanna laugh until I leak urine...
     
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    Leykis101 Well-Known Member

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    I'm in the process of getting a new vehicle. Just do yourself a favor and get financing before you walk in there. Make the dealer beat your rate.
     
  12. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Yeah, I'm gonna have to finance, unfortunately. I'm not doing it through those dickcopters though. I went straight to the bank.
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Exactly! I wanna have as much control over what I have to put out, as possible. Thanks man!
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    I'd still go the two year old route if you are financing. Let someone else take the ass kicking on the deprecation. Don't get car fever.
     
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    Leykis101 Well-Known Member

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    The biggest question is how does your credit look? Any lates, derogs, or a high credit to debt ratio?
     
  16. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    my man candy is currently abroad.. I'm all alone in this.. My beef could use a good flossing though...
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    That's another thing. My credit is screwed right now. Some monumental dick of a human, stole my identity. I should have no credit! I'm still young and haven't taken anything out. So that's another friggin headache...
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    yeah, you're right. I have enough of a down payment to do it. It's just a matter of finding one with the right miles and price to do it. You know? I'm in a rental right now. So I wanna find something ASAP. But I'm trying not to factor that in. Otherwise, you make stupid decisions..
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yes, you're operating at a huge disadvantage if you finance at the dealership. Go get a loan approval somewhere else. Just get the fucking price, sign a deal, take the bank or whomever the vin and required info on the car and bring them a check. A lot simpler.
     
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    Leykis101 Well-Known Member

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    Ouch!!! Do you use credit karma? Though they only give a vantage score, what does it say you rate?
     
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